Funny SMS: jokes and funny text messages in English and Urdu
Chinese kid says his father died; Pakistani friend sympathises in the most backhanded way: Chinese products have that problem.
1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se:
yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai,
Pakistani:
Abay yaar,
China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..! ;-)
A pointed reminder of how many texts you've received — if incoming SMS were charged, the sender has already made you poor.
Socho Ager SMS receive kernay
k paise lagte tou kia hota?
guess?
guess?
Aaj Aap meri Waja se road
per bheek mangrahay hotay.
A gentle complaint about today's friends being too busy, wishing just one person would say they actually have time for you.
AAj ke friends I TELL U,
Kitne busy WHAT DO U DO,
Koi mujhe bole I MISS U,
Koi mujhe bole NO TIME 4 U,
Kash koi mujh se kahy
oh my dost/ i am just free 4 u
Romantic conversations between couples styled after the actual advertising taglines of Jazz, Ufone, Zong, Telenor, and Warid.
Boy friend,Girl friend Sim Conection K Hisab Se
Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Larki:Or Sunao
UFone B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Larki:Tum Hi To Ho
Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Larki:Sub Keh Do
Telenor B/F:Kya Hr Larki Bewfa Hy
Larki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki
Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Larki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.
A comic poem in Urdu addressing Obama, urging him to tread carefully in Iraq where Bush already lost his dignity to a flying shoe.
Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"
Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me "OBAMA"
"BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJAMA".
Wishing you were a goat — so the sender could feed you, pull your horns affectionately, and hear you bleat. Then asks who's the fool here, you or them.
Kash tum bakri hotay !
Main tumhain ghaas khilata
or pyar say tumhara
seeng hilata aur pochta...
PAGAL kon???
tum ya Main?
or tum pyar say boltay Main Main..
When Ram played been and Krishna played flute, women came running. When the sender whistled, the girl's brother showed up instead.
Raam nay been bajai,
or seeta duur k ayai...
Kishan nay bansuri bajai,
or Radha bhaag k ayai...
aur hum nay sirf seeti bajai,
Woh sali BHAI ko lay aai :phehe
A trick question SMS that slowly coaxes you into checking your own head for horns, then delivers the punchline about donkeys.
Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?
no r u sure?
plz check again.
no?
ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay:p
An empty SMS that isn't actually empty — the words are just hidden by fog, with a Happy Fog Day wish at the end.
Ye SMS blank nahi he.
Apko dhund ki wja se wrds nazr nai a rahe...
Happy fog day
Classic Santa-Banta format: someone rushes to tell Santa his house is flooded; Santa says impossible because he has the key.
1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.
Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D
A riddle builds up to asking what the heart has its strongest connection with — the answer skips romance entirely.
Dil ka sab se bara connection
kiss k sath hota hai?
?
?
?
Apko to pata
hona chahiye
?
?
?
Poket sayyyyy
A teacher walks through easy additions building up to the hardest one — which the student correctly notices has been saved for them.
Teacher: agar 1 aur 1 2 hote hain
aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain
phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?
Student: sir,
asaan wale ap ne khud hal kar liye
aur mushkil wala mere liye chor diya:p