Funny SMS / Text Messages

1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se:
yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai,

Pakistani:
Abay yaar,
China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..! ;-)

SMS receive karnay k charges hotay to..?

Socho Ager SMS receive kernay
k paise lagte tou kia hota?
guess?
guess?
Aaj Aap meri Waja se road
per bheek mangrahay hotay.

AAj ke friends I TELL U

AAj ke friends I TELL U,
Kitne busy WHAT DO U DO,
Koi mujhe bole I MISS U,
Koi mujhe bole NO TIME 4 U,
Kash koi mujh se kahy

oh my dost/ i am just free 4 u

Boy friends / girl friends ad mobile networks

Boy friend,Girl friend Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Larki:Or Sunao

UFone B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Larki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Larki:Sub Keh Do
Telenor B/F:Kya Hr Larki Bewfa Hy
Larki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Larki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.

Ab bush k baad OBAMA

Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"

Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me "OBAMA"
"BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJAMA".

Kash tum bakri hotay

Kash tum bakri hotay !
Main tumhain ghaas khilata
or pyar say tumhara
seeng hilata aur pochta...
PAGAL kon???
tum ya Main?
or tum pyar say boltay Main Main..

Raam nay been bajai

Raam nay been bajai,
or seeta duur k ayai...

Kishan nay bansuri bajai,
or Radha bhaag k ayai...

aur hum nay sirf seeti bajai,
Woh sali BHAI ko lay aai :phehe

Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?

Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?
no r u sure?
plz check again.
no?

ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay:p

Happy fog day

Ye SMS blank nahi he.
Apko dhund ki wja se wrds nazr nai a rahe...
Happy fog day

Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Teacher: agar 1 aur 1 2 hote hain
aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain
phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Student: sir,
asaan wale ap ne khud hal kar liye
aur mushkil wala mere liye chor diya:p