Funny SMS: jokes and funny text messages in English and Urdu
A mock couplet in the style of classical Urdu shayari — ten planes on the tarmac, and one of them has Faraz in the cockpit.
Arz kiya hai
Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz
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Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz
jin may sey aik ka pilot hai Faraz :D:P
A wife accuses her husband of wanting her dead for her belongings — and he denies it, citing far worse luck than Zardari's.
Wife : Tum tou chahty
ho k main mar jaon aur
meri tamam cheezai'n
tumhari ho jaye'n ...
Husband : Meri kismat
ZARDARI jesi kahan???
A one-eyed man prepares to propose with a very fitting Bollywood song about love at first sight.
Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare
To Konsa Geet Gayega?
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1 Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota Hai,
Maine Suna Hai.
A mock Express News bulletin listing unrelated incidents involving girls — all given the same headline: har larki per nazar.
Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai
Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye
Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai
Ek larki apni saas k haatho'n zulm ka nishana bani
Ek larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai'n aai
Express news: har larki per nazar;)
A boast about a new phone's impressive feature list — until the final line reveals none of them actually exist.
Maine naya mobile liya hay jis me
usb
infrared
blue tooth
double camera
touch screen
mp3 player
8 GB memory
kuch bhi nahin hay:p
A boy goes to the doctor fearing he's going blind, and the real reason his exam roll number isn't in the newspaper is more embarrassing.
Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon
Dr. nay uski ankhon ko check kia
Or kha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain.
Larka. Tu phr newspaper me
Mujhy maira roll num kyun nazar nahi aa rha ?
Two girls discuss which game is the most dangerous, and the answer is less about sport and more about company.
Ek larki dosri se...!!!
Sab se khatarnak game kon sa ha..?
2nd girl;
Har woh game jo boys ke sath khela jaey,
Khass kar andhery main
An insult disguised as a question: who wins an English-speaking contest between you and a donkey — whoever wins, at least the match is on.
Agar aap me or gadhe me
english speaking ka muqabla ho jaye
to kon jitega?
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Jeete jo marzi
par ab ye baat to tay hai k muqabla mumkin hay
A girl tells her boyfriend to keep their love secret — then immediately needs to prove it to the friend who said no one would love her.
Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke
bare mein kisi ko mat batana.
Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi,
kehti thi kaun paagal hoga
jo tujhse pyar karega
A backhanded compliment suggesting you fulfilled Dhirubhai Ambani's last dream — the one about every beggar having a mobile phone.
Kya aap Jante he ki
"Dheeru Bhai Ambani"
ka akhri sapna kya tha
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ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho,
or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya
A servant barges into the bathroom on his master and offers an explanation that makes the situation considerably more awkward.
Sahab:
Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye,
kia tumhain pta nahi tha k main naha raha hoon?
Mulazim:
Hazur galti ho gai,
main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain;-)
A policeman asks a Pathan why he stopped the bus in the middle of the road — the Pathan had a sign to follow.
Policeman: tum ne
Beech road pe bus q rok di ???
Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
"bus stop"
Tou hum ne rok dia :p