Funny SMS / Text Messages

A wry list redefining Pakistan's national fruit, dress, sport, and prayer as symbols of the country's actual daily experience.

Pakistan ka qaumi phal...Sabar ka phal

Qaumi Libaas...Kala Coat...

Qaumi khail..Muzakraat

Quami Dua..Ya Allah Light aajaye

Yad na kero gay to satayen gay

A reminder that real friendship isn't like the power supply that disappears every two hours — this one won't cut out.

Yad na kero gay to satayen gay,
Rootho gay to manain gay,

Dost hain hum KESC ki supply nahin,
Jo har 2 ghantay mein sath chor jayengay

Bush aur musharraf aik plane mein

Bush, Musharraf, and their pilot are each imagining what they'd drop to make people happy — and the pilot has the best idea.

Bush aur musharaf aik plane
mein aik sath safar kar rahay thay.

Bush:agar main 100 million $ nichay
Afghanistan per phaink don to log kitna khush hongay!

Musharraf:Agar mein apni wardi neechay Pakistan
phaink don to mairay log kitna khush hongay na!

Pilot cockpit say bola:Agar mein in donon ko
nichay phaink don to puri duniya kitna khush ho gi!:p

SMS kerne pe jo marte hain

A complaint about cheapskate friends who text but never call — and the bad luck of collecting exactly those kinds of people.

SMS kerne pe jo marte hain,
Call kerne se jo darte hain,

BADLUCK to dekho..!!
aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,

Mere love letters wapis karo

A girl returns all the love letters after refusing marriage — but the boy has been keeping a very full basket of hers too.

Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!

Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo! :D

Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain

Comparing a friend who almost never replies to the World Cup — same low frequency, same long wait between appearances.

Ghum me bhi maza aata he,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda ata hai,

Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain,
ek aap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah her 4 sal bad ata hai

Saas and bahu arguements

Classic mother-in-law and daughter-in-law exchange, where a comment about cooking rice leads to an equally sharp comeback about teeth.

Saas:khude ne tujhe 2 ankhain di hain
tu chawal se pathar nahi nikal sakti?

Bahu:Khuda ne aapko 32 dant diye hain,
2-4 pathar nahin chaba saktien?

JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?

A man summons a genie and asks it to fix load shedding and prices — the genie refuses, calling the request an impossible joke.

JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?
Malik:-Pakistan se load shedding,
mahangay kam kar do or petrol sasta.

JIN:- Aaqa hukum do, tafriyan mat karo:p

Wife ko mahengi jaga jana hay:p

A wife wants to be taken somewhere expensive, and her husband delivers — in a way that reflects the real price of things.

Wife:"
Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji"
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Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao..."
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

News reporter & pathan

A news reporter asks a Pathan how so many Pathans died on a station platform — and the explanation involves an announcement taken far too literally.

News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)

Mut poch sms ki inteha kahan tak he

A playful challenge — the sender doesn't expect a reply but wants to see exactly how far your stinginess goes.

Mut poch sms ki inteha kahan tak he,
Tu kanjusi ker le teri taqat jahan tak he,
SMS ki umeed hamain nahin aap se,
Hamain to dekhna hai aap kanjus kahan tak hain.
Just chill

Aaj "TOM & JERRY" ki barsi hai

A chain-style message asking you to forward it to a cartoon for Tom and Jerry's anniversary — the sender already did their part.

Aaj "TOM & JERRY" ki barsi hai
un ki yaad mein
plz ye SMS kam se kum kisi
1 "CARTOON" ko zaroor send karo,
me ne apna farz pura ker dia.
ab aap ki baari hay