A short punchline about the one thing that reliably makes Pakistanis happy every two hours, even if only briefly.
Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay,
Jis k log har 2 ghante k baad khush hote hain,
Pata hay kub..???
?
?
?
"Jub light aati hay."
Funny SMS: jokes and funny text messages in English and Urdu
Funny SMS / Text Messages
chote log... baray log..
Small people talk money, big people talk time, and the most attractive? They just send SMS — a cheeky observation on status.
chhote log..!!
"PAISE" ki baat karte hain.
Bare log..!
"TIME" ki bat karte hain..!
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"KHUBSURAT" log
"BAAT" hi nahin karte.
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woh sirf
"SMS" Karte hain.
Dil ne kaha chalo sms karain
A quick internal debate about whether it's crazy to send a random SMS — but the conclusion is that neither party in the debate is normal anyway.
Dil ne kaha
chalo "SMS" karain,
socha.!!
"dil to pagal hai"
phir khayal aaya chalo koi bat nahin
jis ko karna hay woh konsa normal hay
Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do
Starts as a sincere message asking you to open up, then veers into a threat to smash your phone if the SMS wasn't good.
Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do,
Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do,
Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy
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Isi waqt apna mobile toor do:p
Car k indicators
A Pathan asked to check if the car indicators are working steps outside and reports back in the most literal way.
1 pathan dusre se:
"Zara car se bahir dekhna k
indicators kam ker rahe hain ya nahin..?"
Doosra pathan bahar dekh ker:
Han,nahin,han,nahin,han,nahi
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
A child sent to borrow sugar from a neighbor relays mom's message word for word — including the parts mom didn't mean to send.
Kid:
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini daitay howa,
"acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?"
Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
An astrologer predicts six girls will enter a man's life and briefly makes it sound very exciting.
Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
Bow:Wow, kia bat hai.
Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai.
1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain :)
King of SMS
Poking fun at a friend who never responds to messages by giving them an honorary title for their impressive absence.
Agar me aap k sms ka jawab na don.
Kabhi miss call na kar paon
Ya akabhi call bhi na karon
to samajh lena k
KING OF SMS
Araam farma rahay hain:)
Benefits of Load shedding
A satirical list of benefits from load shedding — from job creation to mobile battery savings — presented as a KESC public service.
Load shedding k fawa'id:
Generator,UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi.
Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving.
Public service sms brought 2 u by KESC.
Larkion ko "I love you" kehne ki jaga
Two boys debate the safest place to confess love to a girl — safety, here, means she can't run after you.
1 Boy:Yar larkion ko "I love you"
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.
Gharib khandan per essay
A rich girl is asked to write about a poor family and delivers an essay where poor includes four servants, a driver, and old mobiles.
1 ameer larki ko scheel me gharib
khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.
Essay:1 gharib khandan tha, baap gharib, maa gharib, bachay gharib,
khandaan me 4 nauker they,wo bhi gharib,car bhi tuti hoi thi.
unka gharib driver bachon ko usi toti car mein school chor k aata tha.
bachon k paas purane mobile thay. bache hafte me 3 bar hi chicken khatay thay.
ghar mein sirf 4 2nd hand a.c thay.
sara khandan bari mushkil se aish kar raha tha:D
75 year old lady zarorut-e-rishta
A 75-year-old puts a marriage ad in the newspaper and receives a reply with a gentle reminder about what visits at her age.
75 year old lady ne newspaper me add diya,
"Zarorut-e-rishta"
7 din k baad ek letter aaya
"Amma is umer mein rishtay nahin,
Farishtay aatay hain"