Funny SMS / Text Messages

Log aapko BURA kahe dont mind
PAGAL kahe ghussa nahi hona
JAHIL kahe tou bhi kool rehna
or agr KHUBSURAT kahe tou mun pai aik thappar marna
mazaq ki bhi koi had hoti hai.

yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte

yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte
chocolate kiya toffee bhi diya nahi kerte.
ye dosti sirf aap say werna msg kiya
hum miss call bhi kisi ko diya nahi kertay...

Susti ki intiha

susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)

SMS bhejne ki koshish keroo

Sitam sehne ki bhi koi had hoti hai,
kisi ko satane ki bhi koi had hoti hai,

SMS bhejne ki koshish keroo,
Mufat k SMS parhne ki bhi koi had hoti hai.

Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai,

SMS ki umeed laga rakhi hai,
Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai,
Battery bhi full charge ker k rakhi hai,
per SMS aenge kesay?
Dosti KANJUSON say ko bana rakhi hai.

Chipkali ne gana start kia

3 chippkalian deevar per chal rahi thein,
1 ne gana start kia
jese hi gana khatam huwa 2 gir gayain
batao kion?
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Is liye k baqi 2 ne taaliyan bajai thein :-)

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya
pathan jub aya to ghar pe tala laga tha
or likha tha bewaqoof banay tumko,

Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh dia,
"Hum tu aaya hi nahin tha"

Kisi k pass job ho to batayega

Salam pyare!
Agar apke pas ya
ap k jan'nay walon main kisi k pas
JOB ho to mujhey plz batayega.
Main apna CV aap ko bheij donga.

Aapka bhai,
Pervez Musharraf.

Don ka intezaar...

Don ka intezar to 11 colleges ki larkion ko hai
Per don ka aana mushkil hi nahin namumkin bhi hai,
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Kion k
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Don matric fail hay

Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna....

Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna....
ullo ko raat,;-(
Dentist ko daant,:-D
gadhe ko laat,:-p
gharib ko gaddi,B-)
kuttay ko haddi aur
Nange ko chaddi.Ha ha

1 kabootar

1 Kabootar

Itna Ura

Itna ura

itna ura

Bohut upar gaya,

Itna

itna

bus ab nazar nahin aa raha
apna kaam karo, kal dhondain gay