Funny SMS: jokes and funny text messages in English and Urdu
A man confidently explains which kind of people say 'aaho' — then immediately proves his own point without noticing.
1st man : yar ye "aaho" kon log bolty hyn???
2nd man : bhai ye hi jo paindo log hoty hyn wo bolty hyn !!!
1st man: acha aap parhy likhy hyn ???
2nd man : aaho ... :P
A Pathan and Sardar are caught taking food at a wedding and explain it simply: they're from the groom's side.
1 pathan or sardar ki khoob pitai hui.
Dono roza khushai me mufta torte hue
pakre gaye or us per bolte hen
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G, wo, hum larke walo ki taraf se hy
A girl negotiates dress prices in kisses at a shop — then informs the shopkeeper her grandmother will be paying the bill.
Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi
A suggested prank text claiming you've been outside for ages with a broken doorbell — and a reminder not to actually use it.
Main Tumhare Ghar K
Bahar Kaafi Der Se
Khara Hoon
Shayad Bell Kharaab Hy
Darwaza Kholo
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Aisa Bol Ker Kisi Ko
Tung Nahi Krna
Chahiye ...:p
Ramadan is coming — a public service announcement asking everyone to forward their saved jokes, pictures, and girls' numbers before deleting them in piety.
Momino!
RAMADAN Qareeb Hai..
Aap Sab Se Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Me Save
Jokes,
Pics,
Girls No's
Delete Karnai Se Pehle
Mujhey send Karen..
Pappu's innocent face went unnoticed by the traffic cop — who just issued a fine anyway without a second thought.
Us ne aik pal bhi meri masomiat na daikhi pappu
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Bus pakra aur 250 ka chalaan kaat dia:(
A short romantic message asking for the kind of loyalty a phone shows its charger — always knowing when it's needed.
Dil badal na dena sim ki terha
Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha
Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha
Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terha
A brief romantic couplet about heartbreak that pivots without warning into a trigonometry formula as its conclusion.
Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais
Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais
Tan θ = Perpendicular Upon Base ... ;->
A doctor considers opening a clinic in a village, and his friend has a realistic concern about local graveyard capacity.
Aik doctor apne dost se:
"yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main
apna clinic khol lon.
Dost:"tumhara khyal to naik hy
magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai. :p"
A sheikh invites a doctor to check a patient at home, but the real motive becomes clear once they arrive.
Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha
A dark-humored list of God's blessings that most people genuinely find hard to bear — daughter, guest, rain, and illness.
ALLAH Ki 4 Rahmatain Asi Hai
Jo Insan Se Bardaasht Nai Hoti .
1 - Beti
2 - Mehman
3 - Barish
4 - Bemari
A Pathan's wedding invitation includes an unusual clause for people who don't receive it in time.
pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.
2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha
k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)