Funny SMS: jokes and funny text messages in English and Urdu
Morning to night, night to morning — every time of day, the same complaint: load shedding has been going on forever.
Subha se le kar sham tak,
Sham se le ker raat tak,
Raat se le kar subha tak,
Subha se phir shaam tak
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Bus yaar light ne tang kia howa hay
Love advice: don't let romance ruin you — especially don't spend the vegetable money on mobile top-ups for someone.
ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena,
Apne ammi k arman khak mai na mila dena,
jo paise ghar se sabzi laane k liye milte hain,
unka easy load na karwa lena
Husband and father-in-law each give up after hearing about the wife's affairs; the saas stays quiet because she's been through it herself.
BAHU K 1-2 affair sunne k baad sasur ne suicide karli
3-4 k baadpati ne suicide kar li,
magar SAAS chup rahi.
Why?
"KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI".
A mock blessing wishing so much light in your life that WAPDA (Pakistan's power utility) comes begging you for electricity.
Her khushi, hansi mange ap se,
Her phool, khushbu mange aap se,
Itni roshni ho apki zindagi me k,
khud WAPDA connection mangay apse,
"HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING"
Describes someone as an extreme cheapskate with escalating adjectives — then tells the reader that person is nothing compared to them.
1 kanjos tha
khalis kanjos
bilkul kanjos
bohut bara kanjos
zabardust kanjos
Arey aap kion naraz ho rahe hain ?
Aap k samnay to woh kuch bhi nahi tha.!
Promised to be there at every turn in life — the road just never turned; it went completely straight.
socha tha her mor pay apka sath daingay,
her mor pay apka intizar karaingay,
her mor pay pa say khushiyan bantay gay,
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per kambakhat road hi "SEEDHAY" niklay
Friendship poem offering eyes, tears, face, and smiles to a friend — slips in a wish that the friend's salary might come their way too.
Dil ap ka ho dharkane hamari hon,
Ankhen aap ki, aansu hamare hon,
Chehra aap ka, muskurahat hamari ho,
Khuda kare hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho,
Nokri ap karo ro salary hamari ho.
Bought an SMS package for someone special — someone who has never once sent back a single message.
Dil se roye magar honton se muskura baithe,
Yun he hum kisi se dosti nibha baithe,
Woh hamain 1 sms na kar paye,
Jin k liye hum sms packages kerwa beithay
An accounting student insults someone entirely in financial terminology: bounced cheque, bad debt, dishonoured bill, net loss.
Accounts k student ki gaali:-
Salay bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debt,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent admi,
Khandan ka net loss,
tu paida kion howa ?
Man insists marriage won't change him — he looked forward to getting married before it, and still looks forward to it after.
Mein woh nai k shaadi hoi or badal gia,
Mera wohi mizaj
wohi zoq hoga,
Shade se pehle bhi
mujhe shadi ka shoq ho ga,
Shadi k bad bhi mujhe
shadi ka shoq ho ga:p
An absurdly long chain of locations and people built one word at a time — the final destination is a single line about wasting others' time.
Islamabad
airport
pr
PIA
ki
Flight no.9
K
plane
Ki
Seat no.52
Pr
Baithay
Passanger
K
sath
Mai
Khari
Air hostes
K
Boyfrnd
K
Ghar
Ke
Bed room
K
Attach bath
K
Right
Side
Wali
Window
K
Sath
Wali
Gali
K
Pehlay
Mor
Par
Mojud
School
Ki
Class
4th
K
Teacher
Table
K
Samne
Wale
Row
Ke
4th
Bench
Ke
Sath
Wale
Bench
Pr
Baithe
Hue
Student
K
Bag
Mai
Pari
Hui
Urdu
Ki
Book
K
Page number 57
Ki
Line number 10
Mai
Likha
Tha
K
dosron ka time waste karna buri baat hai..
An elephant flirts with an ant; the ant storms off to tell the elephant's wife: control your husband — we have men at home too.
1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 chunti ko cherta hai.
chunti ghusay mei
Hathni k pas ja k kehti he:
Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo
warna mard hamary ghar me b hain