Funny SMS: jokes and funny text messages in English and Urdu
Sarcastically credits Musharraf for making candlelight dinners accessible to all Pakistanis — through nationwide power cuts.
20 saal pehle "Candle light Dinner"
sirf ameer loag kar sakte thay
magar ab pooray mulk ki
awam ko ye sahulat mayassar hai.
Farq to para hai.GEO Musharraf
Boy proposes; girl says her family won't agree — turns out she has a husband and three children already.
Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:Nahi
Boy:Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay
Shah Jahan's grandson stares at the Taj Mahal and calculates how much richer the family would be if grandad hadn't been so romantic.
Taj mahal dekh ker bola shah jahan ka pota,
Apna bhi bank balance hota,
Agar dada ashiq na hota...:p
Two flies discuss real estate on a bald man's head: one says what a nice house; the other says just bought the plot so far.
1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
Dosri makhi nay kaha,
"Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey"
Pehli makhi boli:
"Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai"
A fake phone company menu for marriage: press 1 for engagement, press 2 for wedding — and choke the first wife for a second one.
Warid menu mein khushamdeed
Rishte k liye 1 dabain,
Mangni k liye 2 dabain,
Shadi k liye 3 dabain,
or
DOSRI SHADI k lye
PEHLI wali ka gala dabain...
Declares the worst punishment for friends is not a shoe-beating but being made to smell a sweaty sock.
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Wah wah..!!
Irshad Irshaad..!!
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Joota nahin maartay,
bus
Moza sungha dete hain...
Playful boast about how eagerly awaited and treasured each of the sender's SMS messages supposedly are.
1 SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu?
sb SMS k sir ka taj hota hay mera 1 sms,
sub k Mob ki shan hota hay mera 1SMS,
Hr kisi k inbox ka khuwab hota hay mera 1 SMS...
A mock court verdict: anyone who read the SMS without sending one back is officially declared a Memon (i.e., a cheapskate).
Sare gawahon aur bayanat ko
mad-e-nazar rakhte howay
ye adalt,
dafa 420 k tahet
$m$ parhne wale ko
$m$ na bhejne k jurm me
"MEMON" Qarar deti hai.
A cautionary tale about a dieting plan, a trusted friend named Sufi, and the three men who show up with Maha three years later.
Maha ko dieting ka shoq tha
mamal e ae Sufi
sufi pe atmad jo tha
subah hoi to na SUFI tha na MAHA
3 sal baad maha mili
sath Habib or Sultan bhi thay
Dekha sufi ka kamal.
Sends a wall of symbol-garbage and then mocks everyone who read it all the way through anyway.
*GRP MSG* a#
is*& @le$$
=not
# and$lut&
Le$$8th@t
Uff mere sms k dewane log.
Kuch bhi bhejo parhne lag jate hain:)
A self-deprecating brag about having too many admirers, struggling to decide who deserves today's SMS.
Is dil main taranay bohat hain,
Zindagi main bahane bohut hain,
Kis kis ko "sms" karon,
Is NAA.CHEEZ k deewane bohut hain
A mosquito bites someone in broad daylight; when challenged, it explains the economy is bad and it's doing overtime.
Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata,
admi ne kaha:"tum to rat main kat'tay hona?"
Macher bola,"ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon."