Funny SMS: jokes and funny text messages in English and Urdu
Teacher's trick question about Pakistan's 'bomb' that India turned into a pencil; the students answer: Adnan Sami.
Teachers: Bachon batao pakistan
ne jo atom bomb india pe phenka tha
aur India ne use pencil bana dia
uska naam kia hay ?
STUDENTS:-
(ADNAN SAMI) :-p
Memon's son goes on a date and spends Rs.50 — because that's all his girlfriend had and he spent hers.
Memon ka beta apni girl friend
k sath date maar ker ghar aaya
to baap nay pocha,
kitnay paisay kharch karey?
Beta: Rs.50.
Baap:itne saray kion??
Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.
Memon's house caught fire and burned down; he couldn't save it because he spent the whole night calling the fire brigade on missed calls.
1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai,
woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka,
guess kion?
because wo sari raat fre brigade
walon ko miss calls marta raha.
Girlfriend announces she's going to be a mother; boyfriend panics, then learns she's marrying his father.
Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banane wali hoon..
Generational joke about fashion and mothers — a 1980s mom who refused jeans has completely surrendered by 2006 ('just wear something, anything').
1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
God visits earth and drinks 50 bottles; the shopkeeper says he's not getting drunk — God disagrees. He already is.
Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
"ap ko charti nahi hay?"
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko :)
Chain-SMS format: forward it for a magic hug; fail to forward and get kissed by a monkey instead.
jo jita wo sikandar
jo haare wo jail ke Ander,
jo sms bheje us ko jadu ki jhappi,
jo na bheje usko
BANDAR ki pappi.....
*****
((@..@))
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Parodies an Iqbal verse about climbing the Himalayas; God's response: okay genius, now how do you plan to get back down?
Khud ko kar buland itnaa K,
"Himaalaya ki choti pe jaa pahunche"
Aur khuda tujhse puche, >
"Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise"
A girl asks an astrologer which star suits her; he asks how many children she has — 11 — and assigns her Pakistan's Green Star.
Aik larki Njoomi se,
Meray liye sittara kon sa hai?
Njoomi tumharay bachy kitnay hain?
Larki boli.11. Njoomi,
tumharay liye Sabaz Sitara sahi rahay ga
Girl vows to delete every boy from her life — except one, who she needs to top up her mobile balance first.
Ek LARKI Ki DUA
Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi,
Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi,
Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein,
Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi
A beggar outside the temple calls the wife "princess"; the husband concludes he must genuinely be blind.
Ek din Wife aur Husband mandir se
niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon
Husband:Dedo,Tumhe Shehzadi
kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga
Mother-in-law's take on twins: children are now too scared to face Pakistan's problems alone, so they arrive in pairs.
1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha:
mubarik ho! bhala bataao..
hamare pakistan ki halat daikh kar
bache bhi duniya mein akele ane se darte hain.