Funny SMS: jokes and funny text messages in English and Urdu
A man sneaks into heaven, gets beaten by the angels, then lectures them: this is exactly why nobody comes voluntarily.
Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya
farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara
admi utha aur bola
"Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say
koi banda janta main nahin aata"
A cheerful patriotic taunt aimed at Pepsi and Coke, declaring humble nimbu pani the true champion of India.
Suno ghour se pepsi walo,
Buri nazar na coke pe dalo,
Chahe jitna dew pila lo,
Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!!
Hai na hum pure hindustani.
Memon bargains so hard at a fruit stall that he ends up buying the banana peel without the fruit.
Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de :p
Ranks cheapskates by tier, saving the top spot for the person who sends a miscall just to check their own balance.
Na jane log kion dartay hain,
kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain,
Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein,
Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.
Meta-prank SMS that warns you not to read the gibberish below — then delivers exactly that gibberish anyway.
Sorry! galti se ye
msg aap ko send hogaya..
neeche mt parhna, neeche
ghalat salat likha hoa hai..
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ghalat salat..
Girl daydreams about leaving all wealth and luxury behind — then catches herself: maybe get it all first.
Sochti hon ke
ye dualat
ye bungley
ye gariaan
ye dunia bhar k aisho aram
sab chor kar chali jaon
lekin phir
sochti hon k
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PHELE YE SAB MIL TO JAYE!!!!
A short folk myth explaining why love is blind and beauty is cruel — they once fought over the moon.
Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle....
Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy...
1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya..
Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri..
Usne mohabbat ki aankhain noch lee..
Bussssssss!
Ussi Din se Mohabbat
" ANDHI " or husn
" ZALIM " ho gaya hai.......
Modern Devdas advice: forget soulmates and tragic heroines — just wink at every girl who passes.
Na pyar, na yaar, na mohabbat, na dosti yaro,
Aaj k devdaas ki bat mano,
na chandar mukhi na paaro,
bas har larki ko aankh maaro
Boy recites lovesick symptoms to a girl; she tells him to see a doctor because those are dengue fever symptoms.
Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai...
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Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k
dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.
Nature, wind, and clouds all say fall in love — but the family verdict is blunter: you're too young, just wait.
Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo,
hawain kehti hain pyar karo,
ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo,
lekin
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ghar walay kehtay hain ke
tussi bahot chotay ho
thora intezaar karo,
Husband sweetly tells wife she is his everything; wife calmly responds that he is now her Farhan, Saad, and Noman combined.
Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!
B.V:
aor aaj sey aap he mere leye
FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain
Fake breaking-news alert: keep your family away from the TV because Musharraf might remove his uniform at any moment.
Breaking News:
Tamam hazrat se Guzarish hai,
k Apni aurton or bachon ko ajkal T.V se Door rakhain
Q K, MuShRaf Kisi bhi waqat vardi utar Sakta hai