Funny SMS: jokes and funny text messages in English and Urdu
A mock notice asking Karachi residents and surrounding areas to curse KESC on a coordinated schedule, by local time zone.
Assalam-o-alaikum,
KARACHI ˜r Us K Mazafaat Mein
Light janey K Waqt Hua jt Hi,
Bqi Lg Apne apne Mqami Wqt
k M¹tbiq KESC ko gaaliyan dein.
A student substitutes 'father' for 'best friend' throughout his essay with results that read considerably worse than he planned.
Bubblo nay ENGLISH k paper k liye
"MY BESY FRIEND" ka essay tayar kia
lakin paper mai "MY FATHER" ka essay a gaya.
Ab us nay socha k "MY BEST FRIEND" ka essay he likhta ho lakin
FRIEND k jaga FATHER ka word likh don ga.
Ab ESSAY kuch u tha.
"Father are everywhere but good father rare very rare.
I have so many father but my best father is MR.Hassan.
He is my neighbour.
He often comes to my house
and my Mother likes him very much."
A father teaches his son to keep escalating dowry demands — and the son pushes the logic one step further than expected.
Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar
beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?
Claims to share one exact habit with Shah Rukh Khan: neither of them ever texts the other.
Meri
Or
“Shahrukh khan”
ki 1 hi adat same hai.
Guess, what?
?
?
?
Na me usay SMS karta hon,
na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay :p
Wordplay on heart bypass surgery: BYPASS = PASS if it works, BYE if it doesn't.
Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kion kehtay hain?
Kion k
agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS
warna Hamesha ke liye BYE!
A Sikh tests a Pathan on Ramadan observance — fasting no, taraweeh prayers no, but iftari absolutely yes. Not that kafir.
Sikh: Roza Rakho Ge?
Pathan: Nahi
Sikh: Acha To Taraveeh To Paroogay?
Pathan: Mushkil Hai
Sikh: Acha To Phir Iftari B Nahi Karoogay…
Pathan: Yaraa…Ab Ham Itna B Kafir Nahi He….
A long list of ideal-girl qualities in Roman Urdu — modest, fresh, moonlit, fragrant, well-mannered, punctual in prayer — ending with a wink about 'only yours.'
aik baat bataon raaz ki
karo us larki sey asshqi
jis k chehre pey ho sadgi
sanso main ho taazgi
chandni ho chand kee
raani ho wo raat ki
khushboo ho gulab ki
batain karay pyar ki
nazuk ho mizzajj ki
achy ho ikhlaq ki
paband ho namaz ki
khidmat karay ma bap ki
aur kahay
main hon sirf aap ki…:p
Four lines of sincerely written advice about love, friendship, and honesty — followed by a direct order to reply properly.
Muhabat Karo Ibadat K Sath
Piar Karoo Sachai K Sath
Dosty Karo Dianat K Sath
SMS Parh Lia???
Chalu Ab Reply Karoo
Sharafat K Sath
Coffee is cold, inbox is empty — a nudge disguised as a romantic SMS asking the receiver to just reply already.
Thandi he coffee garam karloo,
Is pathar dil ko thoda sa naram karlo,
Aapke hote hoe inbox khali hai,
Abey thori c to sharam karloo…..
Given a choice between heaven and hell at God's gate, the sender picks hell — because that's where the recipient will be.
God apun se bola
khidhar jane ka
jannat ya dozakh?
Apun bola dozakh
u know apun aisa q bola?
Because
apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega…..
Two men at neighboring graves: one leaves flowers, one leaves rice. The flower-man asks when the rice-man's friend will wake up to smell his offering.
Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.
Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost
ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.
Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai,
“Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?”
Doosra aadmi,
“Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.”
What Bollywood film titles would look like if 'dil' (heart) were replaced with 'anda' (egg) — Hum Aanda De Chuke Sanam and several others.
Agar "Dil" ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to indian films k naam aisay hote
Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge....