A teasing SMS quoting a philosophical line about what you bring into the world, then flipping it into a dig about someone avoiding SMS costs.
Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke Zalim
Tu kitnay Chillar bachayega .....
Funny SMS: jokes and funny text messages in English and Urdu
Funny SMS / Text Messages
Baby itna hi acha tha to kha kion gayai
A child asks his pregnant mother what's inside her belly — then wonders why she ate it if the baby was so nice.
Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant
mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai.
Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai.
baccha: agar baby itna hi
acha tha to kha kyun gayi.
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say
A baby monkey asks its mother why it's so ugly — mom says be grateful, and points the real insult at whoever's reading the message.
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
Jab tanhai ka ehsas ho
A poetic build-up about loneliness — no one near, invisible to all — then reveals you must just be in the bathroom.
Jab tanhai ka ehsas ho
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Na koi tumharay paas ho
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Na tum kisi ki nazar main ho,
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Na koi tumhari nazar main ho,
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Tu samajh laina k tum
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BATHROOM main ho :p
Tumhain ghalat fehmi hoi hay
Wife confronts husband about the insults he muttered in his sleep; his defence is that she misunderstood — that he was asleep.
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha
What happens, when lion roars 3 times ?
Slow build-up asking what happens when a lion roars three times — the anticlimactic answer: Tom & Jerry starts on TV.
Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ?
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Batao kia hota hay ?
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Nahin malum?
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Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..
Pani dene se pehle boil...
A doctor's simple advice to boil the baby's water before giving it leaves a Sardar genuinely worried about the child's survival.
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...
Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga...
Itni dair say dimagh kion kha rahi ho:p
A wife in an argument tells her husband his brain is full of cow dung, and his comeback is completely deadpan.
Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??
Husband - tum kon hoo ?
Husband asks wife who she is; when she protests he'd forgotten her, he says alcohol erases every sorrow.
Husband - tum kon hoo
Biwi - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye
HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai
Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai
A fake-deep SMS that dangles 'life is a puzzle' then tells you to stop scrolling — pressing buttons won't solve anything.
Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai.
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Keypad dabana bas karo..isey dabane se solve nahi ho gi
tumhare diay huy gham ki tumhain aisi saza mile,
A short revenge curse in Roman Urdu: the punchline is wishing the person severe stomach trouble with nowhere to go.
tumhare diay huy gham ki tumhain aisi saza mile,
tumko (motion) lagain aur tumko karne ki kahee jaga na mile..
Ullu ka patta
A teenage boy turns down a comfortable room out of propriety, meets an attractive girl in the morning, and realizes too late who she is.
A 16 Year Old Boy Went To Drop An Unknown Aunty Ji To Her Home.
Aunty: Beta, Raat Bahut Ho Gai Hai, Yahi So Jao, Bittu Ke Room Me
Boy: Nahi Aunty Ji, Mai Guest Room Mein So Jaunga
Next Day A Beautiful Girl Comes With A Cup Of Milk
Boy: Aap Kaun?
Girl: Ji, Main Bittu Or Aap?
Boy: Main, Ullu Ka Pattha..!!