Funny SMS / Text Messages

Why is ¢â‚¬Å“SINGH¢â‚¬Â added to every sardars name?
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Do you know?

Really u don¢â‚¬â¢t know?

Bcoz of it¢â‚¬â¢s hidden meaning:-
S - Sala
I - Insaan
N - Nahin
G - Gadha
H - Hay

Apne pyar ko mat chupao

Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,

Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki...

Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki

Teri yaad mein humne

Teri yaad mein humne qalam uthaya liya
paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
socha tha k usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar
woh to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi...

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.

Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.

1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya.....

Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya.....
Main Bathroom DA darwaja Kholaya Te Light Ap he Jal Paree.

Mummy :Oyeeeeeeee Tu fir Fridge Vich Susu Kar ditaaa

Subah 5 baje phansi

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d

Anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon

Anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
Anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
Dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon,
KHUDA KARE,
hamari dosti itni gahri ho,
K
nokri tum karo salary meri ho

Please bike taze na chalao

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P

Mujhe sardar bana do

Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.

Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi

Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi,
Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi,
Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai,
Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi...

>---> Jaa meray mizail jaa

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Ja mere Mizail ja, jo mujhe SMS na kare us k Dimagh me phat ja

<---< arey wapis Q agaya? Mizail: us k paas to dimag hi nahi