Funny SMS / Text Messages

Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
"DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?"
tabhi wife zorse chillayi'
CHAKKAAAA!!!

Song in different languages

HINDI:

A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya

URDU

AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYEIN
IRSHAD
TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE??
ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE KAREINGE OR
KYA!!

ENGLISH:

Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
We¢â‚¬â¢ll roam, we¢â‚¬â¢ll loaf, we¢â‚¬â¢ll sing, we¢â‚¬â¢ll dance we¢â‚¬Âll
freak, baby,what else?

SANSKRIT :

This is too good
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja
karishma, kim karishyam ¢â‚¬Â¦¢â‚¬Â¦.

Problem solve nahi hoti

"Daru pene se problem solve nahi hote"
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Expert comment
"Preblem doodh pene se bhi solve nahi hote"
So Cheers!!!

Aakhir kya hy SMS.......???

Subha SmS,Sham SmS,
Din men SmS,Rat men SmS,
Ghar men SmS,Office men SmS,
Jeena SmS,Marna SmS,

Aakhir kya hy SMS.......???

S = sab ko
M = Mast ho k
S = Satao....

ha ha ha

Jhoota pene se...!

Jhoota pene se mohabbat barhati hai FARAZ,
Yeh keh kar wo meri sari PEPSI pi gaya..!

Hazrat Allama Asif Ali Zardari

Ager tum kisi ghareeb ko
us ka haq nahi dila saktay to.
jo us k pass he wo b cheen lo.
Hazrat Allama Asif Ali Zardari

3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha

Boy to friend:
Dekho voh ladki meri taraf
dekh ke muskura rahi hai.

Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi,
jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi
to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.

Door ka Bhai

Pathan : yeh mera door ka bhai hai..
Man: door ka me samjha nahii
Pathan: es ke aur hamare darmiyan 13 behn bhai hein..

Girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don

Boy to his friend:
yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera number de do¢â‚¬Â¦..!!:-)

Mansha Handsome

Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe

Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.

Tum to sab ki nani ho

Main payasa hon or tum pani ho,
main kalam hon or tum kahani ho,

jab pocha gali k bacho say,
to pata chala k tum to sab ki nani ho,

Ek larki chali ja rahi thi

Ek larki chali ja rahi thi.
Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun
tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai.
Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay?
Ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hay
koi choom na lay meray qadmoo ki mitti ko
isi liye nishaan mitata ja raha hai.