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I can't eat such a rotten chicken.
Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.
Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
- Throwing the rotten egg off
- What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
- Trick for cheap dinner at sareena hotel
- Wait for the waiter
- Like the colour of silver - eid
- I can't give you a job.
- What's love? Responsibility ? Game ? or Dream ?
- When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
- R u a working woman or a housewife?
- Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
- Feel d difference of boy / girl
- Chand to tum ho hi,
- Salty Eggs
- A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
- Call a girl pretty or ugly
- If u have 1 father, call me
- 1st ever intelligent sardar.
- Can I make a call to my wife?
- 'The POLITE Way to PEE!
- A man received an unknown call..
- AM I CUTE? TEST call, if im cute
- Side effect of excess study
- Girls are like apples on trees.
- Non-vegetarian statement
- So please keep active my Heart
- Dus bahanay kar k lay gaya DIL
- The subscriber cannot be reached
- God has given many qualities to you
- sitting at the table
- Theif entered kitchen
- A sardar went to Pizza Hut
- A person who keeps on talking...
- Throwing knives on wife's picture
Be thankful to those who leave your life for reasons far from respect, it saves you the effort of throwing the rotten egg off your basket.. ~Author Unknown
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first the chicken or the egg ? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand diner at 'Sareena' yesterday. Another beggar: how? First beggar: sum 1 gave me 100 rs yesterday, I went 2 'Sareena', ordered dinner worth 2000rs n enjoyed the diner. When the bill came, i said, i had no money. The manager called the policeman n handed me […]
When You "Wait" For A Waiter In A Restaurant, . . . . . . . . . . . . Aren't You The Waiter?:p
Like the colour of silver, in the night sky, the new moon rises, the holy month has past, the fasting is over, tomorrow is the great feast of Eid-ul-Fitr. We will eat spicy chicken, and mouthwatering pakoras, I'll call my neighbours, and friends on the street, may the peace of Allah, and joy of Eid, […]
Manager: Sorry, but I can't give you a job. I don't need much help. Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You will see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
Whats love? Those who don't like it call it a responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't hv it call it a dream. And for me its U.
When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer. When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer.. When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life .. U call it takdeer. Miss you...
Someone asked a women r u a working woman or a housewife? Her answer , "yes i am a ful time working housewife, I work 24 hours a day... I am an alarm clock,a cook, a maid,a teacher,a waiter,a nanny,a nurse,a handyman,a security officer,a counsellor and a comforter. I don't get holidays, sick leave or […]
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have?
If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him "Loffer" But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it "Offer". Feel the difference;)
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, . . . chand to tum ho hi, sitaray bhi saath hote!!
Major Rohail: Dude EGGS are extra salty today€¦ Tooo much Salt..why? . . Waiter: Sir hen is suffring from high blood Pressure
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this. Waiter: Oh! you can't get it because he is the owner of restaurant.
"Call A Girl Pretty & She Will Remember It For 5 Minutes..! Call A Girl Ugly & She Will Remember It Forever..!"
If u have 1 father, call me. If u have 2 fathers, sms me. If u have 3 fathers, miss call me. If i m your father, just ignore this message.
1st ever intelligent sardar. Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
''The POLITE Way to PEE!" Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question: Michael if u were on a date having dińner with a nice young lady, how wud u tell her that u hav to go to the bathroom? Michael, "Just a min i hav to go pee". Teacher: That would […]
A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man […]
AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous
Side effect of excess study :p A Guy Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called; He Asked Waiter, "Syllabus Lana Zara":-P
?Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they r afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples up top […]
By A Non-Vegetarian : "Vegetarians Are Cruel People, They Kill Helpless Plants, We Atleast Have Decency To Kill The Chicken Who Can Run For Its Life"
Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart...! Ur miss call is beat of my Heart...! Ur call is blood circulation of my heart...! So please keep my active Heart...!
1 - Smoking 2 - Drinking 3 - Drugs 4 - Tension 5 - Chicken 6 - Muttun 7 - Oily Food 8 - Masala 9 - Obesity 10 - Pollution = HEART ATTACK ise kehte hain Dus bahanay kar k lay gaya DIL - HEART ATTACK
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... But If you need money. . . . . . . . . THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
God has given many qualities to you, Good look, personality, charm, intelligence, And many more......this is call as "Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan..."
Sitting at the table doesn't make you a diner, unless you eat some of what's on that plate. Being in America doesn't make you an American. Being born in America doesn't make you an American... proud it where ever you from....
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?
A sardar went to Pizza Hut. There he ordered a Pizza. The Waiter asked him: Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces. Sardar replied: O 4 hi le aa yaar, 8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.
Husband throwing knives on wifes picture. All were missing the target! Suddenly he received call from her "Hi,wat ru doin?" His honest reply,"MISSING U"