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2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy
2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760
- 50% of sardars are not donkeys
- Y 18 sardars go 2 a movie
- Their daddy becomes the mummy
- Happy New Year Message to Mummy
- U are the best incident in my life
- When a Guy or Girl does Something Wrong!
- Funny Women's Day Message by Tim Allen
- Usay mein ne hi likha tha
- Too late for garbage
- World shortest jokes
- Bachelor or Married again
- Headlights and wipers
- I will take either side
- Press down if u think u r MAD
- If you are in love / broke up / single
- I can't give you a job.
- Plz call me, its urgent
- Mil jae gy ek din hum kuch is tarhan
- U don;t know sumthing?
- I'm warning you
- Prove you were not overspeeding
- Roses are famous for grace,
- Chances of my recovering?
- Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke bahane
- Smile On Your Face
- Good / bad news after wife accident
- dil to dil tha
- Smile meanings
- Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!
- Badi koshish k bad use bhula diya
- Love is a temporary madness.
- Dil ghulam hai tera
- SMS Sent
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K "50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys" The Sardars Protested. Next Day News Lagi K "50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys" The Sardars Celebrated.
Question: Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Answer: Because below 18 was not allowed.
Q: Why are Egyptians Children always confused? A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
Life Is Full Of Challenges But Mother I Have Never Heard You Ever Complain For Being Our Mother. You Always Struggle To Make Us Happy And We Appreciate. Happy New Year.
Something expected is called an incident.. Something unexpected is an accident.. Ur an accident in my life, which is d ever best incident in my life..
When a Guy does Something Wrong! Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp! Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..! Girl : I can't believe you did this. Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :( When a Girl does Something Wrong! Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!! Girl : It was an Accident. […]
Women are like cars: We all want a Ferrari, Sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. --Tim Allen
Jo lehjay barf ho jayen, to woh pighla nahin kartay, Parinday dar k urr jayen, to woh lota nahin kartayy, Yaqeen uth jaye to shayu, kabhi wapas nahin aata, Hawaon ka koi toofan, kaabhi baarish nahin laata, jo dil aik baar totay to, kabhi woh jurr nahin pata, usey mein ne hi likha tha, us […]
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Worlds shortest jokes: 1) 2 Women r sitting quiet. 2) 2 Sardars r playing chess. 3) GirlFriend pays the bill...!!! Need more??? U r beautiful.:-P
Sardars Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Dont Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married […]
After an accident, A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights & told u 2 go by side. Santa: I also started d wipers & said No, no..No no. :D
A lawyer saw an auto accident on street. He rushed over and started handing out business cards saying: I saw the whole thing.. I will take either side.
Press down if you think you are MAD, I can't believe u did that! Again? For God Sake! Why u still doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE:P
*If You Are In Love: -Get The Best Of It -Forget The Bad Things -Enjoy It Because Nothing Lasts Forever *If You Just Broke Up: -Never Cry! Remember That You Were Happy -Never Stay Alone! Your Frinds Are There -Hug More People -Stop Listening To Music! It Only Make Things Worse.. *If You Are Single […]
Manager: Sorry, but I can't give you a job. I don't need much help. Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You will see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . . Warna . . GADHA mar jayega
Tairi judae mai hoe jo halat to daikho Raton ko nend na ae kuch to socho Jab say gae ho dur hum sy Yaad utna he aty ho kasam sy Nahin ata aghar yaqeen is baat ka to Khwabon mai taire yaadon ke shidat to daiko Janty hain pyar mai hoty hain imtaihan bhot Tairy […]
U don;t know sumthing? Google it ! U don't know sumone? Facebook it ! You don't find sumthing? . . . . . MUMMY !! :D Sum things, nevr change.. :)
Girl : I'm warning you My Mummy is coming back in half an hour.. Boy : But I'm not doing anything.. Girl : That's why I'm warning you.. Hurry up ! :D :D
Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car? Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my wife from her mother's home! Judge: that's all, case dismissed :p
Roses are famous for grace, advocates are famous for case, horses are famous for race, but u r famou 4 your smile on ur face
Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor? Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated.The others all died.
Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke bahane, Wo bhi chat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane, Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye haseen nazara, Jhadu le aayi wo bandar bhagane ke bahane.
Rose is Famous 4 Grace... Advocate is Famous 4 his Case... Horses r Famous 4 Race... But u r Famous 4 Smile on Ur Face...! have a nice day
A man received d phone from emergency room of hospital Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car accident & I've bad n good news. The bad news is, She has lost both arms n legs n will b on a respirator d rest of her life. Man: 0h my God, whats the good news? […]
rooty es kader menaya na gaya. door itna ho gaye paas bulaya na gaya. dil to dil tha samendar ki ret nahe. likha diya jo naam to mitaya na gaya.
Smile to old means Respect Smile to child mean Innocence Smile to friend means Care Smile in front of mobile, a mental case! Still smiling? ;-) Pagal ey oy
Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will love his girlfriends more. An pakistani man will have 1 wife […]
Badi koshish k bad use bhula diya, uski yadon ko seenay say mita diya. 1 din phir uska paigham aya, likha tha mujhey bhul jao, aur mujhe bhula hua... ‚ har lamha yad dila diya.
Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, […]
tere siva nahi jachta koi nigahoon mai jo to kahe to bikhar jaaon teri raahon mai nazar kaneez teri, dil ghulaam hai tera likha hua mere chehre pe naam hai tera.