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Lamha lamha intezar kiya us lamhe k liye

Lamha lamha intzar kiya us lamhe k liye
or woh lamha aya bhi to bus ek lamhay k liye,
guzarish yehi hai khuda se k kash
woh lamha phir aye 1 lamhe k liye.

I can't eat such a rotten chicken.

Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.
Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

Happy January..!

The first gush of chilly winds!
The familiar anticipation of long walks!
cold nose, numb feet, warm breaths!
The fog!
The vermillion tree leaves!
Oranges, Coffee, Friends!
"The best is yet to come"
Thats the message winters bear..
So make lasting memories..!

Happy January !

Yaad ban kar tumhe rulate rahenge

hum farz-e-dosti yuhi nibhate rahenge,
waqt bewaqt yuhi satate rahenge,

dua karo ki umar bahut lambi ho humari,
nahi to yaad ban kar tumhe rulate rahenge.

Interesting research about all blood groups

Interesting research about all blood groups
A+ : Good Leadership
A- : Hard Working
B+ : Can give up [sacrifice] for others.
B- : Non - flexible, Selfish & Sadistic
O+ : Born to Help
O- : Narrow minded
AB+ : Very Difficult to Understand
AB- : Sharp & INtelligent.

Guiness Book Of World Record

Guiness Book Of World Record

Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya
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" Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai "

Best way to release office stress

The best way to
release office stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud
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"Bhaar Main Jaye Company ...":D

Miss me or hate me

"Miss me" or "Hate me",
Both are in my favour.

If you miss me,I 'm always in your heart.
If you hate me,I'll always be in your mind.

Aana hai agar toh meri zindagi swaarne aaja

Haalat pay meri hasnay hasaney aaja,
jhooti hi sahi par sachi ansoon bhane aaja

khuwab ko kiya sajana,woh toh bhikar gaye
ana hai agar toh meri zindagi swaarne aaja!

A man who ....

We need to teach our daughters
to know the difference between:

A man who flatters her
and
A man who complmements her,

A man who spends money on her
and
A man who invests in her

A man who views her as property
and
A man who views her properly

A man who lusts after her
and
A man who loves her,

A man who believes he's A gift to women,
and
A man who believes she's A gift to him.

And then we need to teach our sons to be that kind of man.