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Awesome & meaningful Quotes by one & only Film Actress MEERA:-> -Don't talk in front of my back. -Both of U 3 get out of my room. -Open the window, let the environment come in. -I have 2 sisters both are girls. -All of U stand in a straight circle. -Give me a red pen […]
Saying Goodbye So Soft The Brief Touch Of Your Lips On My Cheek. Was I Almost Intruding? "Look After Yourself " Should Have Been "I Love You!" Then The Jumbo Flew Over My Head And I Shouted My Love Above The Roar And Thundering Thrust . . . As If You'd Hear. Through The Clouds […]
Your mother bore you For 9 months , She watched her feet Swell, she struggled to Climb stairs, She got breathless quick, She bore excruciating pain, She suffered many sleepless Nights, She became your nurse, your Chef, your teacher, your Cleaner, your launderette, your Friend. She struggled for you, but not Did she see it […]
I Can SEE 'TEA' in A TEA-CUP Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP? I can SING on Any STAGE Can you SING in COMA-STAGE? I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP? I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILE Can You […]
Judge mujrim se btao tumhari akhari khwaish kya hai??? Mujrim ek mobile nokia n81, 5 carore rupay, Apki beti se shadi, Usa ka viza, 2 sal ka honeymoon, 7 8 bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa, Un ki shadi karwo dun us k bad ap jo faisla kregye mujhe manzor hoga.
Labon pe phool khiltay hain kisi ke naam se pahle dilon ke deep jalte hain charagh-e shaam se pahle kabhi manzar badalne par bhi qissa chal nahin pata kahani khatam hoti hai kabhi anjaam se pahle yahi taare tumhaari aankh ki chilman mein rehte the yahi sooraj nikalta thaa tumhare baam se pahle hui hai […]
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? Click here or below for the answer