Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,

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Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!

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  1. Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja

    2. Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja, dhire se jana shor na machana, soye hue ho to kuch mat kehna, free hoge to miss U kehna..!

  2. Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

    3. Na woh inkaar karti hai, Na woh ikraar karti hai, Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar, Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

  3. Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Dost / Yaar.

    4. Es Naye Saal mai.. Jo to chahe wo tera ho, Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho, Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar, Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.

  4. I MISS YOU

    5. Ae mere sms mere dost k pas jana, agar wo busy ho to shoor mut machana, jub wo free ho jaye to dhere se muskurana, Aur kehna "I MISS YOU"

  5. Jab say tumhain jana hai,

    6. Jab say tumhain jana hai, Jab say tumhain paya hai, Her dua main tera hi naam aaya hai, Taa kay pochon rab say, . . . . Yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai?

  6. Ae mere SMS Khata na karna

    7. Ae mere SMS Khata na karna, Qadmon mai ja Girnaaa Puchey jo Haal, Jhuk ker Eid Mubarak kehna

  7. Kisi k pass job ho to batayega

    8. Salam pyare! Agar apke pas ya ap k jan'nay walon main kisi k pas JOB ho to mujhey plz batayega. Main apna CV aap ko bheij donga. Aapka bhai, Pervez Musharraf.

  8. Roshni dayker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey

    9. Roshni dayker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey.. Dil dai ker dard lena ki humse seekhey.. kuch na deyker Dil lena koi unsey seekhey.. SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Aapsey seekhey.

  9. Tum dur ho... aur pass bhi

    10. Tum dur ho¢â‚¬Â¦ aur pas bhi,! Tum hansi ho ¢â‚¬Â¦ aur aansu bhi! Tum Mere man ki shanti ho.. aur dil ki bechaini bhi! Tum meri amanat ho.. aur ek sapna bhi!

  10. JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?

    11. JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik? Malik:-Pakistan se load shedding, mahangay kam kar do or petrol sasta. JIN:- Aaqa hukum do, tafriyan mat karo:p

  11. Mere dil ke liye bane ho

    12. Kbhi kabhi main tumhe dekhta hun aur sochta hun ki tum sirf mere liye bane ho lekin phir sochta hun k tum toh mere dil ke liye bane ho my jan I Miss you

  12. Mere love letters wapis karo

    13. Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere mujhe wapis karo! Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay, Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo! :D

  13. Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan

    14. Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:- 1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega. 2.SMS Muskura k Padhega. 3.Neeche Mat Padhna..- . . . . . Jo Kaam Mana Karo, bavkoof Woh Zaroor Karega.

  14. Wife ko mahengi jaga jana hay:p

    15. Wife:" Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji" . . . Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao..." . . . . . Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

  15. Who is a Dost?

    16. Who is a Dost? Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye, Bevajah sar khaye, Jeb khali karwaye, Kabhi sataye, Kabhi rulaye, Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.

  16. Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

    17. Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

  17. 2 Dost suicide kernay gayai

    18. 2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan mujhey dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai k Microsoft main Job."

  18. Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?¢â‚¬Â

    19. Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai. Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai. Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, ¢â‚¬Å“Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?¢â‚¬Â Doosra aadmi, ¢â‚¬Å“Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.¢â‚¬Â

  19. Uff mere sms k dewane log

    20. *GRP MSG* a# is*& @le$$ =not/i/2nd # and$lut& Le$$8th@t /i/@ndPo$t&nB@L# Uff mere sms k dewane log. Kuch bhi bhejo parhne lag jate hain:)

  20. Tera dost chor hay kia?

    21. CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

  21. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

    22. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.

  22. Tera dost chor hai kya

    23. CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

  23. Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya

    24. Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya pathan jub aya to ghar pe tala laga tha or likha tha bewaqoof banay tumko, Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh dia, "Hum tu aaya hi nahin tha"

  24. Kamyabi, hosley,dost & muqadar

    25. Hazrat ALI a.s ne farmaya, "Kamyabi hoslon se milti hai, Or Hosley doston se milte hain, Or Dost muqadron se milte hain Or Muqadar insan khud bnata hai"

  25. O mere makhna meno yad rakhna

    26. O mere makhna meno yad rakhna, Har velay hasna koi problem hovey te dasna, kisey da dil na torna, Mgar sms karrna na chadna

  26. Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko

    27. Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein, Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein, Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko, College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.

  27. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho

    28. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah..

  28. 1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se

    29. 1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se: yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai, Pakistani: Abay yaar, China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..! ;-)

  29. Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!

    30. Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar, Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar, Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar, Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!

  30. Aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI

    31. Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari, rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari, kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.

  31. Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thay

    32. Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle.... Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy... 1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya.. Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri.. Usne mohabbat ki aankhain noch lee.. Bussssssss! Ussi Din se Mohabbat " ANDHI " or husn " ZALIM " ho gaya […]

  32. Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain

    33. Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain, Jab "hath" ko takleef hoti hai to "Ankh" roti hai, Aur jub "ANKH" roti hai to "Hath" ansu pochtay hain.'-..'-.

  33. Ae dost tu bhi eid-e-mulaqaat bhool ja

    34. Guzre hue wasal ke din raat bhool ja Milne na deinge ab hamein halaat bhool ja Mausam badal gaye hain zamana guzar gaya Ae dost tu bhi eid-e-mulaqaat bhool ja