Take good care of yourself
A get well soon message saying your health matters because you matter.
You mean a lot to me....
and so does your Health and Happiness.
So Here's a wish to say
& Take good care of Yourself !
Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]
SMS / Text Messages
I am teaching history.
A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table.
The wife asked,"Anything new at work?
He replied, No, I am teaching history.
How To Do Earlobe Kiss
A great kiss to to perform while you're taking a break from lip kisses,
The earlobe kiss involves taking someone's earlobe lightly between your lips
and tugging gently downward.
For a more intense earlobe kiss,
add a little bit of tongue,
or use a gentle sucking motion on their earlobe.
If u were my husband / wife
A Churchill-style husband-wife exchange about coffee and consequences.
If you were my husband,
I would poison your coffee
If you were my wife
I would drink it.
The most "hungry + sad" moment
The most "hungry + sad" moment
.
.
.
When you're sitting in the examination hall,
feeling hungry
&
then the invigilator is served
hot "tea with samosas".
You r getting better & better
Just close ur eyes &
feel the bluish white rays of healing coming from god
&
pretend that u r b'come better & better
every moment,get well soon dear
Dest kehne wale
Jaankar unko, hai is baat ko jaana humne,
kis kadar palat-te hain yeh khud ko dost kehne wale.
Meri chahat hy pani k bulbulay jesi
Meri chahat ka hisab jo lagao gay,
To meri chahat ko bayhisab pao gay,
Meri chahat hay pani k bulbulay jesi,
Zara sa thukrao gy to dhondtay reh jao ge,
Enlarged version of *BOYS**
Dear GIRLS...!
When a guy adds u on facebook
it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband...
That's y its called a frnd request... not a proposal !!!...
And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status..
he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u ...
When a guy likes ur picture,
that...means he likes ur picture not *YOU*...
Enlarged version of the public service message by *BOYS**
Go ahead and share this guys... let them all know the fact
Funny Kiss Joke
Never kiss a police woman.
She will say "stop and handsup".
Never kiss a nurse she will say "next plz. "
Always kiss a teacher,She will say "repeat it 10 times."
I am like a Kiss , When I'm with You
With this Kiss, I reveal all my
thoughts and feelings about you
that I have withheld for so long.
I feel when I am with you ,I am like a Kiss,
not because of it's beauty,
but because I am able to bloom and grow with you…
Short Kiss Day Message
Love is heat.
You are sweet.
When two Lips meet.
Love is complete.
Lots of kisses for you on this Kiss Day