SMS / Text Messages

K lab jab bhi kholta meri guftugu karta

Kash koi aisa ahal-e-dil hota jo meri arzu karta,
Khoo jati agar main kahin, to meri justuju karta,

Mein us kay zehan-o-dil main kuch is tarah sama jati,
K lab jab bhi kholta meri guftugu karta,

I Want A KISS, please KISS me

I Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!!

The King, queen & chess

A chess metaphor explaining the power difference between husbands and wives.

Chess says everything
about husband and wife.
The King has to take things one step at a time,
while the Queen can do whatever she wants.

How To Do Lip Gloss Kiss / flirty kiss for boyfriends

This is a fun, flirty kiss for girlfriends to give their boyfriends.
Put on a healthy amount of lip gloss or Chap Stick,
then rub your lips on your partners' lips until theirs are coated, too.
For extra fun,
surprise your partner with a sweet, fruity lip gloss flavor.

Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!

A nationality comparison joke ending with a Pakistani mama's boy twist.

Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend
and will love his wife more.

A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends
and will love his 1st wife more.

A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends
and will love his girlfriends more.

An pakistani man will have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends
and he still loves his mummy more.