Dil to karta hai zindagi ko kisi qaatil k hawalay kar doon SAAHIL
Judai mein ye roz roz ka marna mujhay acha nahi lagta

Tanha chor ker hum ko hasla bhi dete ho,
Saans cheen ker jeenay ki dua bhi dete ho,

Ik taraf judai ka tazkira bhi jari hai,
Aur muskuranay ka mashwara bhi detay ho

A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table.
The wife asked,"Anything new at work?
He replied, No, I am teaching history.

A great kiss to to perform while you're taking a break from lip kisses,
The earlobe kiss involves taking someone's earlobe lightly between your lips
and tugging gently downward.
For a more intense earlobe kiss,
add a little bit of tongue,
or use a gentle sucking motion on their earlobe.

The most "hungry + sad" moment
.
.
.
When you're sitting in the examination hall,
feeling hungry
&
then the invigilator is served
hot "tea with samosas".

Just close ur eyes &
feel the bluish white rays of healing coming from god
&
pretend that u r b'come better & better
every moment,get well soon dear

Meri chahat ka hisab jo lagao gay,
To meri chahat ko bayhisab pao gay,

Meri chahat hay pani k bulbulay jesi,
Zara sa thukrao gy to dhondtay reh jao ge,

Dear GIRLS...!
When a guy adds u on facebook
it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband...
That's y its called a frnd request... not a proposal !!!...
And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status..
he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u ...
When a guy likes ur picture,
that...means he likes ur picture not *YOU*...
Enlarged version of the public service message by *BOYS**
Go ahead and share this guys... let them all know the fact