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Agarche do kinaron ka...

agarche do kinaron ka sangam nhi hota,
magar ek sath chalna b koi kam nhi hata;

wo ankhain ek luta ghar hain jehan aansu nahi rehte,
wo dil ek pathar hai jis dil main kisi ka gham nahi hota,

Read each word Reversely

Read each word Reversely:

A'
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
'...ylesreveR

Wish u a cure soon & healthy days ahead

Early in the morning sun rise with many hopes but its set hopelessly.
All the flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully
n tonight all d stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining,
because they all knows my friend is sick.
Wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead

Let's go, get up, stop faking it;

Let's go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least that's what we hope.
Looking forward to your return.
Get Well Soon.

Behavior before and after marriage

An observation joke about how marriage behavior changes on both sides.

If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..

On the other hand,

If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won't take place ;)

Dil to kia hum rooh me uter jate

Was always there, like light in the dark — but they never came looking. They didn't want it the way you did.

Hum to mojod thy raaton me ujalon ki tarah,
Log nikly hi nahi dhondne walon ki tarah,

Dil to kia hum rooh me uter jate,
Us ne chaha hi nahi chahne walon ki tarah

Ladki ko mirgi ka attack

Science teacher :
agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho
to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi.

Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.

Intikhab karna hay

Be-khuloos logo'n se
Ijtinab karna hay

Mujhy apne rishto'n ka
Ehtisab karna hay

Usay bhool jana hay ya
Usay yaad rakhna hay

Dukh tou ek jesa hay bs
Intikhab krna hay