Men are like bank accounts.
Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money
they don't generate
a lot of interest.
Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]
SMS / Text Messages
The Final Exam Will Be Based On
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
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The One Lecture You Missed
And
The One Topic You Didn't Read.
Nagative answer
A grammar trick joke where a boy's double-negative accidentally admits everything.
By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?"
To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
"Nothing of these, I haven't done."
Main hamesha aap k liye eik ehsas hon
Udaas na hona kion k main sath hon,
Samnay na sahi per aas paas hoon,
Aankhon ko band karo dil se yaad karo,
Main hamesha aap k liye eik ehsas hon,
Main ne khoya wo jo mera tha hi nahi
Thukra k usne mujhko kaha muskura do,
Main hans dia akhir sawal uski khushi ka tha..
Main ne khoya wo jo mera tha hi nahi,
Usne khoya woh jo sirf usi ka tha.....!
I very well know the reason
I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery
Cut workload by 50%
Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
Habbit of talking in sleep
A Lady to Doctor:
My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake
Dhondte phiro gay hamain 1 din
Dil mai intezar ki lakeer chor jaengay,
Ankhon mai yadon ki nami chor jaingey,
Dhondte phiro gay hamain 1 din,
Zindagi mai eik aisi kami chor jayengay
Go down to see my heart..
Go down to c my heart..
Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.
Dimag Ki tarah.
LOVE
Three words that need no explanation, no context, and no embellishment — just the simplest declaration there is.
I LOVE YOU
WIFE IS DANGEROUS
LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE
and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS