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You have just watched my new film
"Taare mobile per" ;-)

A husband returns home late after a fight and cheerfully reports that the damage his wife did wasn't as bad as it sounds.

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world... gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!

Tare asman me chamkte hain
Badal itni dur hai fir bhi barste hain

Hum bhi kitne nadan hain
Aap dil me rehte hain or hum apse milne ko tarste hai

I love hearing rumors about myself,
most of the time, its stuff I didn't
even know about myself.

Women are like fruits
Every woman has her own unique taste & color
The problem is the men
They seem to love fruit salad

Tark-e-rasme-e-dosti hargiz mera maslak na tha,
ittifakan, doston sy rabtay kam ho gaye !

Tring Tring Tring.

Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.