SMS / Text Messages

Fast food of tiger

Misc SMS Jokes

Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree..
Suddenly A RABBIT Passed Very Fast
Tiger Could Not Make Out & Asked
"What Was That?"

2nd Tiger Smiled And Said:
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Fast Food :p

Dil Ki Dharkanoo Ko

Poetry SMS, Sad SMS

Dil Ki Dharkanoo Ko ik lamha saber nahi,
Shayd k us ko ab meri kader nahi,

Her safer mein mera kabhi hamsafer tha woh,
Ab safer to hai mager wo hamsafer nahi..!

Taaray mobile per

Misc SMS Jokes

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Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Wife SMS

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

I Miss You

Miss U SMS, Wife SMS

M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world... gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!

Hum bhi kitne nadan hain

Poetry SMS

Tare asman me chamkte hain
Badal itni dur hai fir bhi barste hain

Hum bhi kitne nadan hain
Aap dil me rehte hain or hum apse milne ko tarste hai