My love was never separate from you — if you're in my heart where my heartbeat lives, I don't need anything else.
Meri chahatain tumse alag kab hain,
Dil ki batain tumse chupi kab hain,
Tum sath raho dil main dharkan ki jaga,
Phir zindagi ko sanson ki zarorat kab hai,
Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do,
Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do
Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend
"Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me,
Look for flat 9a,
you will find a lift on ur right.
Hit 9 with ur elbow,
Get out of the lift u will find my flat on left....
Hit the doorbell with your elbow & i will get the door 4u"
boyfriend says- dear that seems easy
but why m i hitting buttons with my elbows?
Girlfriend:oh! Sorry, that mean you coming empty handed?")
boyfriend: (speechless) :/ :d
A text abbreviation joke where ILY means something very different to each person.
Boy: "ILY" ...
Girl: "Awwww... I Love You Too, FOREVER..." ...
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Boy: "I Said, 'I'm Leaving You"
Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
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'Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Koshish karo k koi tum se na roothay,
Zindagi main apno ka sath na chootay,
Rishta koi bhi ho use aisay nibhao,
K us rishtay ki dor zindagi bhar na totay.
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
Har ek sajda maqbool-e-khuda ho jaye,
Teri DUAON k sang rab ki raza ho jaye,
Miley aaj tumhein woh khushiyan k,
Hazaron sal tak ghum tujh se khafa ho jaye
A playful request: just look stunning when you step outside — you'll stun the whole neighborhood and that's enough.
Is dil ka kaha mano 1 kaam ker do,
1 bay naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
Meri zaat pay faqat itna ehsaan kar do,
Ghar say naha k niklo, poray muhallay ko hairaan kar do
Attitude Of Youth :)
"We Are More Brilliant Than Einstein And Newton..
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It's Just They Didn't Leave Anything For Us To Invent":p
Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking
If U Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up..
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It Is Like..
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A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch.