A quick Q&A about what is made in heaven vs. what is made in hell.

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!

Pyar kisi se jo karoge ruswai hi milegi,
Wafa kar lo chahe jitni,behwafai hi milegi

Jitna bhi kisi ko apna bana lo,
Jab aankh khulegi tanhai hi milegi

Judge: How can you prove
you were not speeding your car?

Man: Sir, I was on the way to
bring back my wife from her mother's home!

Judge: that's all, case dismissed :p

Sans lainay se teri yaad aati hai,
Yaad aanay se meri jaan jati hai,

Kaise kehdoon k sirf sans se zindagi he,
Sans bhi to teri yaad k baad aati hai,

A meta SMS chain that turns deleting it into a sign of jealousy.

If u like my SMS,
it means I'm smart

If you save,
U agree I'm smart

If u forward,
U spread that I'm smart

&

If u delete,
u r jealous, because I'm smart.

Aaj phir doston ne mujhse pocha
K tera hasta hua chehra UDAS kyun hai?
Barsti aankhonn mein piyas kyun hai?
Jinki nazro mein tu kuch nahi
Wo tere liye itna KHAS kyun hai

Mana teri nazar main tera pyaar hum nahe,
kaise kahen k tere talabgaar hum nahe,

khud ko jala k khak kar dala,mita diya,
lo ab tumhari raah main dewaar hum nahe,

jis ko sanwara humne tamannaon k khoon se,
gulshan main us bahar k hakdar hum nahe

Kahan se loon ab hunar usay mananay ka,
k koi jawaz na tha us k rooth janay ka.
Mohabbaton mai saza mujhay he milni the,
k jurm men ne kia raabtay barhanay ka...