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U to hum bhi madad kia nahi karte

U to hum bhi madad kia nahi karte,
Choclate kya toffy bhi dia nahi karte.

Ye DOSTI sirf apse hai warna msg to kya
hum kisi ko number bhi dia nahi karte.

Mujhe muskurane ki dua na do

Knows the exact price of love and pain — don't wish him a smile, because even a moment of smiling hurts.

Mujhe dard-e-dil ki intehaa maloom hai,
Mujhe dard-e-ishq ki saza maloom hai,

Mujhe muskurane ki dua na do‚¦
Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki saza maloom hai.

Your husband needs rest

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!