Wadiyon se soraj nikal aaya hai,
Fizaon me naya rang chaya hai,

Aap kion udaas baithay ho,
ab to muskura do, hamara SMS aaya hai

: Girls' Logic :

> If He Is Not Online,
He Must Be With That Bitch...!!
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> If He Is Online,
He Must Be Chatting With That Bitch...!! :p

When Your Mom Decides
To Be In The Room
While
You're 0n The Computer,
So You Just Switch To
Google n Stare At It

Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up.
We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma!

husband: What should i do now?

Doctor - Send her 4 jogging,
if she returns, don't sleep with her!

Q: Wht wud be the most romantic horrible scene?
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Ans: A guy is enjoying french kiss with her girlfriend
n suddenly she vomits! :-D :-D

Dil ki nazuk dhadkano ko
Mere sanam tumne dhadkana sikha diya

Jab se mila hai tera pyaar dil ko
Gham ne bhi muskurana sikha diya.

Mil mil ke bicharrna mujhe accha nahi lagta
Per tum ko bhi paane ka raasta nahi milta

Tere khaloos-e- mohabbat pe atebaar hai itna
Siwa tere koi rishta sacha nahi lagta

Never asked for much — just think of me sometimes in the morning, sometimes at night.

Mene kab chaha k wo zindagee mere name kare,
Bas mujhe chahe itna sa mera kam kare,

Har roz kuch lamhe mujhe socha kare,
Kab kaha meri yaad me subha sham kare