Boy : Would You Like To Be The Sun Of My Life ?
Girl : Awwww ... Yes !
Boy : Then Stay 9,995,887.6 Miles Away From Me :P

A girl wearing a very short skirt visited her boyfriend.
Boyfriend:Will your mum not say anything about your dress?
Girl:She will be very angry with me because I'm wearing her skirt.

U to hum bhi madad kia nahi karte,
Choclate kya toffy bhi dia nahi karte.

Ye DOSTI sirf apse hai warna msg to kya
hum kisi ko number bhi dia nahi karte.

Best Way To Live In ''KARACHI'' With Peace!
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I m 'Pathan',
My Name Is 'Altaf',
I Speak 'Sindhi'
And
Live In 'Baloch Colony'
With My 'Punjabi' Family

Girl's silence is dangerous.

They're either :
---> about to blow up
---> need a hug
---> falling apart
---> crying inside

Or all of the above.

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

Height Of Bravery For Girls in 2012
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Moving Out Of House
Without Make-Up :P

Karo ge yaad to har baat yaad aye gi,
Guzartey waqt ki har mulaqat yad aye gi,

Talash karo ge hum se behtar dost koi,
Nigah dor talak ja kar laut aye gi..