Cool Msg by a woman-
Dear Mother-in-law,
"Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children,
I'm living with one of yours
&
he needs a lot of improvement" ;)

Qarib se tumhe dekha to apna paya,
Jab tumhe dosti mein azmaya to apna paya,

Tumhe kya name dun samjh mein nahi aaya,
Dosti, pyar, zindage ya apna saaya...

Geeley kaghaz ki tarhaan hai zindagi apni
Koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi

Is qadar akele ho gai hain aaj kal
Koi satata bhi nahi or koi manata bhi nahi

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do
All the things around the House that he used to do.
When the examination was Complete,
He said: "now, doc, i can take It.
Tell me in plain english what is wrong with me."

"Well, in plain english,"
The doctor replied, "you're just lazy "

"okay," said the man.
"now give me the medical term so i can tell my wife"

Best Slogan Written
0n The Toilet Wall ...

"Treat Me Well And
Keep Me Clean,
I'll Not Tell Anyone,
What I Have Seen ..."

SMS ban ke chala ja tu Gulab,
hogi sachi dosti to aye ga jawab,

agar na aaye to tu mat hona udas,
tu samajah lena hamare liye waqt nahin hai unke pass

Height of insult-
Girl msgs her bf..
jaan i can't live widout u..
Will u marry me???
reply cums..
Whos dis?
I lost all my contacts.. :D

Agree With The Dictionary.

Boys Before Girls,

Partying Before Studying

&

Friends Before Love