SMS / Text Messages

Her sahara bhool jatey hain

Yeh Bahein Humein jab
apni Panahon mein bulathi hein,

Humein apni Kasam hum
har Sahara bhool jatey hain...

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

Improvements made in you

After Our Last Argument,
I Told My Girlfriend,

"I Hope Your Next Boyfriend
Appreciates The Improvements
I've Made In You:P"

I look at your picture and the problem disappears

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?