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Girls Logic

: Girls' Logic :

> If He Is Not Online,
He Must Be With That Bitch...!!
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> If He Is Online,
He Must Be Chatting With That Bitch...!! :p

Milnay ka waqt maat nikalo par

Har waqt kaam mein itne na ulajh jaya karo,
Kabhi hamari yaad ko bhi dil mein laya karo,

Milnay ka waqt maat nikalo par,
Kabhi apne sms ki awaz to sunaya karo.

Mom in the room

When Your Mom Decides
To Be In The Room
While
You're 0n The Computer,
So You Just Switch To
Google n Stare At It

Reports got mixed up

Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up.
We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma!

husband: What should i do now?

Doctor - Send her 4 jogging,
if she returns, don't sleep with her!