Mene kab chaha k wo zindagee mere name kare,
Bas mujhe chahe itna sa mera kam kare,

Har roz kuch lamhe mujhe socha kare,
Kab kaha meri yaad me subha sham kare

Man was sent on Earth to "suffer",
&
Woman was sent to " ensure that it
happens"
Dr. Sarfraz Ahmed (Arizona 1904)

Haadsay ban k log yahaan mila karte hai
Zakhm dene k hi saaman diya karte hai

Roz gir jaati hai deewar tere wadon ki
Roz hi hum maut ke saaye mien jiya karte hai..

GIRLS STUPIDITY!!
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They wont even give their phone no.
even to a KNOWN person
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But they give all their PRIVATE details
to an UNKNOWN TAILOR :p

Hasi ke raste pe chala karo,
khushiyo ki mahak liya karo,
pyar se dilon ko chuha karo,
jahan tumhe ghum nazar aaye,
is nacheez ko yaad kiya karo!

Did You Know . . .?
That
"HEELS" Are Man's Invention
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To Make It Harder For A
Woman To Run Away. ;)

A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking
Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday ..

At The Club:
Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You?

Wife Asks: How Does He Know You?
Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him

Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ?
Jim Says To Wife: Before You Say Anything , He's On The Darts Team
In My Local

Next A Lap Dancer Says: Hi Jim
Do You Crave Special Again ?

The Wife Storms Out Dragging Jim With Her & Jumps Into A Taxi..

Driver Says "Hey Jimmy Boy ,
You Picked Up An Ugly One This Time.."

Jim's Funeral Is On Sunday

Nnikal aate hai aansoo rone se pehle‚¦
Toot jate hain sare khuwab sone se pehle‚¦

Kehte hai k pyar ek saza hai,
Kash koi rokta mujhe pyar hone se pehlay