SMS / Text Messages

Geeley kaghaz ki tarhaan hai zindagi apni

Poetry SMS

Geeley kaghaz ki tarhaan hai zindagi apni
Koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi

Is qadar akele ho gai hain aaj kal
Koi satata bhi nahi or koi manata bhi nahi

Medical term for lazy

Misc SMS Jokes

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do
All the things around the House that he used to do.
When the examination was Complete,
He said: "now, doc, i can take It.
Tell me in plain english what is wrong with me."

"Well, in plain english,"
The doctor replied, "you're just lazy "

"okay," said the man.
"now give me the medical term so i can tell my wife"

Lipta hai Mere Dil se kisi Raaz ki Surat

Poetry SMS

Lipta hai Mere Dil se kisi Raaz ki Surat,
Woh shakhs k jis ko mera hona bhi nahi hai.

Ye Ishq-e-Mohabbat ki Riwayat bhi Ajeeb hai,
Pana bhi nahi hai Usey Or khoona bhi nahi hai

SMS ban ke chala ja tu Gulab

Poetry SMS

SMS ban ke chala ja tu Gulab,
hogi sachi dosti to aye ga jawab,

agar na aaye to tu mat hona udas,
tu samajah lena hamare liye waqt nahin hai unke pass

Height of insult

Misc SMS Jokes

Height of insult-
Girl msgs her bf..
jaan i can't live widout u..
Will u marry me???
reply cums..
Whos dis?
I lost all my contacts.. :D

Aise hi nashili nahi teri aankhen

Poetry SMS

Those eyes are intoxicating — almost like God took a sip himself when he was making you.

Jab khuda ne tujhe banaya hoga,
ek aadha jaam to usne bhi lagaya hoga..

Aise hi nashili nahi teri aankhen,
jaam ka kuch asar to tere mein bhi aaya hoga...