Kahan se loon ab hunar usay mananay ka,
k koi jawaz na tha us k rooth janay ka.
Mohabbaton mai saza mujhay he milni the,
k jurm men ne kia raabtay barhanay ka...

‎6 year old boy : I love you mom !!!

Mom : awww..! I love you too!
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17 year old boy : I love you mom!

Mom : sorry, I have no money!!! :d

Dear diet,
It's not me, It's you
I just don't think its going to work between us,
You are boring, tasteless
&
I can't stop cheating on you

Humare dilki gehrai ko koi samjh paya hi nai,
Kitne tanha hain hum koi jaan paya hi,
Kisi ko humari kami mehsoos ho,
Khuda ne hume aisa banaya hi nai...

Sapnay ki tarha tujhey saja k rakhon,
Chandni raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon

Meri taqdeer meray saath nahin,
warna zindagi bhar tujhay apna bana k rakhon

Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

Three Skeletons Talking ..

1st Skeleton : I M The Most Skinny Looking Skeleton In The World .
2nd Skeleton : No I M The Thinnest Skeleton In The World .
3rd Skeleton : Errr... I Think You Haven't Heard About Sara ;-)

Skeleton Shocked :-p
Humsafar Rocked

I Prefer Texting Over
Phone Calls
Because
It Gives Me More Time
To Think About What To Say:)