Man and woman sent on earth
Man was sent on Earth to "suffer",
&
Woman was sent to " ensure that it happens"
Dr. Sarfraz Ahmed (Arizona 1904)
Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]
SMS / Text Messages
uske labhon pe mera naam to aaya.
Dard hi sahi mere ishq ka inaam to aaya
Khali hi sahi hathon mein jam to aaya
Mein hoon bewafa sabko betaya usne
Yun hi sahi, uske labhon pe mera naam to aaya.
Husband at the bank
Wife called her husband
Wife: honey where are you?
Husband: I'm at the bank.
Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,
5000 to do my hair and
10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish to cook?
Kisi na kisipe aitbar ho jata hai
Kisi na kisipe aitbar ho jata hai,
Ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai,
Khubiyo se nhi hoti mohabat hamesha,
Khamiyo se b aksar pyarho jata hai
Explain the word "Automatically"
Explain the word "Automatically"
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nahin pata?
OK ok I will explain
agar koi ganji larki rakshay main
baithi ho to us ko kehte hain
"Auto_me_takli"
Mout ke baad yaad
mout ke baad yaad aa raha hai koi,
mitti mery kabr ki utha raha hai koi,
a khuda do pal ki zindgi or de de,
mery kabr se udas ja raha hai koi...
Meray sms padh k yaad to karte honge
Raat ko pocha mujse chand sitaro ne
tumko bhula diya tere jigri yaro ne.
Maine kaha k bhule nhi hai faryad to karte honge,
mera sms padh k yaad to karte honge.
Wife: If I die what will u do?
Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
Alphabets for fashion geeks :p
This Is How Fashion Freaks
Learn Alphabets Today:
A For Armani
B - Burberry
C - Chanel
D - Dior
E - Escada
F - Fendi
G - Gucci
H - Hermes
I - Iceberg
J - Jimmy Choo
K - Karl Lagerfeld
L - Louis Vuitton
M - Manolo Blahnik
N - Nina Ricci
O - Oscar De La Renta
P - Prada
Q - Mcqueen
R - Ralph Lauren
S -Salvatore Ferragamo
T - Tods
U - Ungaro
V - Versace
W - Wolfgang Joop
X - 2-Xist
Y - Yves Saint Laurent
Z - Zara
Jab Aapka Naam Zaban Par Aata Hai
Jab Aapka Naam Zaban Par Aata Hai,
Pata Nahi Dil Kyo Muskurata Hai.
Tasalli Hoti Hai Mann Ko Koi To Hai Apna
Jo Haste Hue har waqt Yaad Aata Hai.
U b d Sun of my life ?
Boy : Would You Like To Be The Sun Of My Life ?
Girl : Awwww ... Yes !
Boy : Then Stay 9,995,887.6 Miles Away From Me :P
Girl wearing a very short skirt
A girl wearing a very short skirt visited her boyfriend.
Boyfriend:Will your mum not say anything about your dress?
Girl:She will be very angry with me because I'm wearing her skirt.