More Brilliant Than Einstein And Newton
Attitude Of Youth :)
"We Are More Brilliant Than Einstein And Newton..
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It's Just They Didn't Leave Anything For Us To Invent":p
Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]
SMS / Text Messages
A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch
Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking
If U Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up..
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It Is Like..
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A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch.
If marriages are made in heaven
Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
Jitna bhi kisi ko apna bana lo
Pyar kisi se jo karoge ruswai hi milegi,
Wafa kar lo chahe jitni,behwafai hi milegi
Jitna bhi kisi ko apna bana lo,
Jab aankh khulegi tanhai hi milegi
Modern definition of will power
Question: What Is Will-Power?
Ans: It's When You See 10 Notification,
20 msg
& 30 Friend Reqeust on facebook,
And Still You Click
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LOGOUT
Prove you were not overspeeding
Judge: How can you prove
you were not speeding your car?
Man: Sir, I was on the way to
bring back my wife from her mother's home!
Judge: that's all, case dismissed :p
Sans bhi to teri yaad k baad aati hai
Sans lainay se teri yaad aati hai,
Yaad aanay se meri jaan jati hai,
Kaise kehdoon k sirf sans se zindagi he,
Sans bhi to teri yaad k baad aati hai,
Santa & Mathematical conversion
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
If u like my SMS
If u like my SMS,
it means I'm smart
If you save,
U agree I'm smart
If u forward,
U spread that I'm smart
&
If u delete,
u r jealous, because I'm smart.
Wo tere liye KHAS kyun hai
Aaj phir doston ne mujhse pocha
K tera hasta hua chehra UDAS kyun hai?
Barsti aankhonn mein piyas kyun hai?
Jinki nazro mein tu kuch nahi
Wo tere liye itna KHAS kyun hai
The Pain
The pain is not on the day of missing our dear ones.
The pain is really when u live without them
&
with their presence in your mind.
Gulshan main us bahar k hakdar hum nahe
Mana teri nazar main tera pyaar hum nahe,
kaise kahen k tere talabgaar hum nahe,
khud ko jala k khak kar dala,mita diya,
lo ab tumhari raah main dewaar hum nahe,
jis ko sanwara humne tamannaon k khoon se,
gulshan main us bahar k hakdar hum nahe