A Good Heart & Good Nature are
Two Different THINGS
A Good Heart Can Win Many Relationships
But Good Nature
Can win many Good Hearts:-)
Have a bless day..

Dear diet,
It's not me, It's you
I just don't think its going to work between us,
You are boring, tasteless
&
I can't stop cheating on you

Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?‚
Witness: “He said, Where am I, Cathy?‚

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?‚
Witness: “My name is Susan.‚

Sapnay ki tarha tujhey saja k rakhon,
Chandni raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon

Meri taqdeer meray saath nahin,
warna zindagi bhar tujhay apna bana k rakhon

Aap apnay qareeb aanay nahin daitay,
Khud ko seenay say laganay nahin daitay,

Dil aap ki yaad main tarapta bhi bohut hay,
magar aap hamain aanso bahanay nahin daitay,

aap ki yaadon ko rook pana hay mushkil,
Rooth'tay hain to phir mananay nahin daitay.

Three Skeletons Talking ..

1st Skeleton : I M The Most Skinny Looking Skeleton In The World .
2nd Skeleton : No I M The Thinnest Skeleton In The World .
3rd Skeleton : Errr... I Think You Haven't Heard About Sara ;-)

Skeleton Shocked :-p
Humsafar Rocked

We Have Solution For All The Problems
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When They R Not Ours:p

Maat roko iss behte dard ko,
Saza hai ye kisi ke intzar ki,

Keh lo inhe ashk ya diwangi,
Ye to nishani hai kisi ke pyaar ki.