Solution for all the problems

Misc SMS Jokes

We Have Solution For All The Problems
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When They R Not Ours:p

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  1. The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it's Solution

    2. The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it's Solution is the Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah (Ta'Ala) can Stand Up to Anything.

  2. When GOD solves your problems

    3. When GOD solves your problems, You have faith in his abilities.... When he doesn't solve your problems, He has faith in your abilities...

  3. Silent lips may avoid many problems

    4. Stay quiet to dodge trouble. Smile to fix it. Both come in handy in a life well lived. Silent lips may avoid many problems, But smiling lips may solve many problems, So always have a smile on ur face in the beautiful journey called "LIFE"

  4. Silent in mouth may avoid many problems

    5. Silent in mouth may avoid many problems.. But.. smile in mouth may solve all the problems.. So always have a sweet, silent smile... Wish you a good morning and nice day.

  5. Most problems due becoz of two reasons

    6. Most of the problems in life comes because of two reasons . First, we act without thinking second,We keep thinking without acting.

  6. Thoughts of the problems in reality

    7. When real life gets too loud, sometimes music is the only thing that actually blocks it out. Sometimes I Just Let The Music Take Me Away. It Blocks All Thoughts Of The Problems I Have In Reality!

  7. All problems an apple can make

    8. Apple = vitamins Vitamins = power Power = work Work = money Money = girlfriend Girlfriend = tension Tension = heart attack Heart attack = death See what all problems an apple can make:p

  8. Problems an apple can make

    9. Apple = Vitamins Vitamins = Power Power = Work Work = Money Money = Girl Friend Girl Friend = Tension Tension = Heart Attack Heart Attack = Death Problems an apple can make

  9. It's all in you

    10. You're not waiting on someone to save you. You are the answer and the solution — it's all in you. Always do wat u r afraid to do in life because, to the questions of life You are the answer & To the problems of life You are the solution Its all in "U". :)

  10. No one will manufacture a lock without a key.

    11. No one will manufacture a lock without a key. Similarly, God wont give problems without solutions. So defeat your problems with great confidence.

  11. Tone of our voice

    12. Most of the problems of life are due to the tone of our voice, It is not what we say.. It is how we say.. that creates problems.

  12. Do not seek...

    13. Do Not Seek The " Because " In Love There Is No " Because " No " Reason " No "Explanation " No " Solution "

  13. Never give up

    14. A message for when the problems are too big and the strength is running out — don't give up. "When problems are so big and your strength is no longer enough to carry them, don't give up. Cause Where your strength ends, the grace of ALLAH begins."

  14. Silence & smile are two powerful tools

    15. Smile to solve what's broken. Stay silent to avoid what isn't worth breaking. Silence & smile are two powerful tools. Smile is the way to solve many problems. & Silence is the way to avoid many problems.

  15. Sardar garmi lagay to kia kartay ho?

    16. A Sardar heat joke where the solution to feeling uncomfortably warm while sitting beside an air conditioner is to consider turning it on. Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho? Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to? Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p

  16. 2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley

    17. Two Sardars find two bombs and debate safe delivery to the police — their solution is technically honest, just not in the conventional sense. 2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley, 1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain. 2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to? 1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi […]

  17. Fly to give you loving hug

    18. If I had wings I would fly To embrace you in a loving hug So that problems just pass by Happy Hug Day.

  18. Who will not break ur heart

    19. The only 1 who will not break ur heart is the one who made it. So always trust & share your problems with "ALLAH THE GREAT"

  19. Friendship is a network that needs

    20. Friendship is a network that needs: no recharge! no roaming! no validity! no activation! no signal problems! just don't switch off your Heart.!

  20. What is a girl friend?

    21. What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

  21. Life is much like facebook

    22. Life is much like facebook People will like ur problems n comment But no one gonna solve them Because Everybody seems so busy in updating their own status

  22. *Nice patriotic story*

    23. *Nice patriotic story* 1 pakistani jo Pakistan se nafrat karta tha, or har waqt problems ki waja se pakistan ko galian deta tha. Us pe 1 din bijli ka taar gir gaya wo tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha k light chali gaye pakistani sari nafrat bhool k khushi bola "Pakistaaaaan Zindabaad"

  23. Good friends r lyk softwares

    24. Good Friends are like software. They enter ur life; scan ur problems; edit ur tensions; download ur solutions; delete ur worries and save u in their heart!

  24. My special new year's wish.

    25. May this new year brings just happiness not tear, Everybody loves only you dear, All your problems will be finish It's for you my special new year's wish.

  25. Before I sleep

    26. Before I sleep, I count my blessings instead of problems. I make sure I sleep happy and grateful. Good night.

  26. I can promise ...

    27. I can't promise to solve all your problems, But I can promise you wont have to face them alone...

  27. Life is a school

    28. Realize That Life Is A School And You Are Here To Learn, Pass All Your Tests. Problems r Simply Part 0f The Curriculum That Appear And Fade Away Like Algebra Class But The Lesson You Learn Will Last A Lifetime!

  28. Love For Every Citizen

    29. The Far We Have As A Nation, The Endless Problems, And The Struggle For Justice, Freedom And Equal Rights For Every Patriot Calls For Love, Peace And Unity Among The Citizens Of This Nation. Happy Republic Day.

  29. Thanks for being my teacher

    30. Teacher is a person who always helps everybody to get the knowledge and always stands beside the students when they have problems. Thanks for being my teacher. Happy Teachers Day

  30. Always be hopefull

    31. Unexpected results & Problems r part of life. Never loose HOPE in any condition, bcoz darkness of night always finish with light of day. Remember! Human can live about 20days without food, about 3days without water, about 5 mints without air but not for 1secnd without HOPE. BE HOPEFULL ALWAYS.

  31. Ab duniya walay bhugtain gay

    32. Heaven celebrated wildly when you were born — the angels were relieved their problems were finally someone else's. Jab ap paida howay, Tab akash se phool barsay, Parion ne jashan kia, Farishton ne ghee k chiragh jalae, or bolay . . . . Hamari jan chuti Ab duniya walay bhugtain gay

  32. Problem solve nahi hoti

    33. An observation that neither alcohol nor milk solves any problems — followed by a reasonable conclusion about what to do next. "Daru pene se problem solve nahi hote" . . . . . . Expert comment "Preblem doodh pene se bhi solve nahi hote" So Cheers!!!

  33. Husband was seriously ill

    34. A husband-wife joke where doctor's orders lead to an unexpected question. Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the […]