Kisi k PYAR ko bhulana na aya hamain
Kisi k PYAR ko bhulana na aya hamain
Kisi k DIL ko dukhana na aya hamain
Kisi ki YAAD mein tarapna to sekh Liya !
Magar apni YAAD men kisi ko tadpana na aya hamen.
Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]
SMS / Text Messages
Passwords of computer
Fact of Life...
Only 1% of the girls
become wife of their lovers,
the remaining become
passwords on the computer! :-)
Complex with difficult explanations
Every tear is a Sign of
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Cutting Onions!
Every Silnce is a Sign of
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Zero balance!
Every Smile is a Sign of
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Daily Brushing!
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Life is so Simple
Dont make it Complex with difficult Explanations
Har subah naye kafile me sawaar hota hu.
Every morning brings new pain, every evening deepens the longing — just waiting for tomorrow to be different.
Har subah naye kafile me sawaar hota hun.
Har dopahar naye dardse najre chaar hota hun.
Shaam ko gahrati hai darde yaari..
Phir nayi subah ka intzar karta hun.
Kuch log yadon ko dil ki tasveer banate hai
Kuch log yadon ko dil ki tasveer banate hai,
doston ki yadon me mehfil sajate hain,
hum thode alag hai jo kisiko yad anay
se pehle unko apni yad dilate hai!
Love described in detail for medical students
Medical Question:
Q. Define Love And Describe In Detail.
Ans. A Serious Disorder Of Heart Due To Relationship Between Men And Women That Can Sometime Cause Death Of 1 Or Both Depending On The Resistance Associated.
Types:
1 Way
And 2 Way.
Age:
Usualy Occurs In Puberty Bt Nowdays It Can B Found In Any Age Group.
Sites Affected:
Brain And Heart
Risk Factors:
- Teenagers
- Boys Without Sisters
- Girls Without Brothers
Etiology:
- Time Pass
- Desired To Be Loved
- Money And Beauty
Symptoms:
- Tension
- Daydream
- Tachycardia
- Insomnia
- Phone Addict
- No Concentration
Investigation:
- Diary
- Album
- Books
- Mobile (Most Confirmatory)
Treatment:
Anti Therapy By Father, Or Brother Or Mom's Chappal. ;->
Pakistani And American
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Ma'am, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!
James bond and a dog
James Bond meets a dog — and the dog wins the introduction contest.
Once james bond met a dog in jungle
he said,"I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!"
The dog bites him & replies,"I am KUTtA..!!!"
"PAGAL KUTTA...!!"
Hum dilse yad ayenge
Ap lakh bhula k dekh lo
hum dilse yad ayenge
honge apke bade chahne wale
hum sabse badhke chahenge
ap pani p p k thak jana
hum hichkian ban ban ke ayenge.
Meaning of Pakistan in 2008
Meaning of Pakistan in 2008
P = Petrol 68.89
A = Aata 26 rs kg
K = Khudkash hamle
I = Ilm ki Kami
S = Sarko Pe Pani
T = Traffic Jam
A = Awam Pareshan
N = No Electricity
Sulagti raat ghani chandni si hoti hai
Sulagti raat ghani chandni si hoti hai
Tumhare sath ye duniya nayi si hoti hai
Gale mein uske khuda ki ajeeb barkat hai
Wo bolta hai to ik roshni si hoti hai
Kiran nikalne se pehle gulab dekhe hai
Tumhari yaad mein wo tazgi si hoti hai
To dost naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti?
Chiraghon se agar andhere door hote,
To chandni ki chaahat kyun hoti,
Kat sakti agar ye zindgi akailay,
To dost naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti?