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Meri her khushi tere naam hogi

Kahin andhaira to kahin shaam hogi,
Meri her khushi tere naam hogi,

Kuch mang k to daikh humse,
Bijli, pani k bill or qarz main dubi,
Property tere naam ho gi..

Life is just a fun

Life is just a fun,
It passes like none.

life we pass is just a game,
It finishes like a flame.

Life may be passed or made
Life may be happy or sad.

Life is knife for sad people,
It is a pretty world for mad people

Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes

har koi is dil ko churana nahi janta

har koi in honton pe muskan lana nahi janta,
har koi is dil ko churana nahi janta,

ek tum hi to ho jo hum se jeet gaye,
warna har koi humain harana nahi janta.

Great lines said by ..

"Change can't be given to you every time,
You Must Bring the Change"
Great lines said by
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Mr. Gul Khan, Bus Conductor.
(Now read once again).:-D

Women r mean

Men r very Kind & Women r very mean!
"PROOF" Most women dont like to help unknown men
But
All men r ready 2 help unknown females.

Meaning of thanks

Do u know the meaning of Thanks?
It means..
T-ten
H-hugs
A-and
N-nine
Ks-kisses

thats why girls always says
Thanks to boys And boys say..
its my pleasure :-)