Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes
Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]
SMS / Text Messages
har koi is dil ko churana nahi janta
har koi in honton pe muskan lana nahi janta,
har koi is dil ko churana nahi janta,
ek tum hi to ho jo hum se jeet gaye,
warna har koi humain harana nahi janta.
Hum to apko hi apni jaan mante hai
Considers replying to your SMS an act of faith — you are my life, not just someone to message.
Aapke sms ko Ehsaan mante hai,
Jawab dena emaan mante hai,
Woh aur hai jo pyaar mein jaan dete hai,
Hum to apko hi apni jaan mante hai.
Great lines said by ..
"Change can't be given to you every time,
You Must Bring the Change"
Great lines said by
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Mr. Gul Khan, Bus Conductor.
(Now read once again).:-D
Phir bhi aap nay door samajh liya
Khamosh thay hum to magroor samaj liya,
Chup hai hum to majboor samaj liya,
Yehi aap ki khushnasibi hai ke hum itne qarib hain,
Phir bhi aap nay door samajh liya.
Sodagaron k hathon neelam ho jao gay
Mujh say bicher k baynaam ho jao gai,
Sodagaron k hathon neelam ho jao gay,
Mujh ko acha nahin lagta tera her ek say milna,
Her aik ko mayas'sar howay to aa'am ho jao gay
Women r mean
Men r very Kind & Women r very mean!
"PROOF" Most women dont like to help unknown men
But
All men r ready 2 help unknown females.
Meaning of thanks
Do u know the meaning of Thanks?
It means..
T-ten
H-hugs
A-and
N-nine
Ks-kisses
thats why girls always says
Thanks to boys And boys say..
its my pleasure :-)
Pyaar apna aakhir chupao ge kab tak
Nazaro se nazar tum churao ge kab tak,
Pyaar apna aakhir chupao ge kab tak,
Mere paigam aapko milte rahainge yuhi sada,
Message meray mitao gey kab tak...
Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy
Banany wale ne ek DOST mere lia banaya hy,
Jise aap k roop mein mainey paaya hay,
Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy,
Jaise purani haeli main "BHOOT" ka saaya hay
Lahroon say pani ko hataya nahin jaata
Ghamon main hasnay walon ko rulaya nahin jata,
Lahroon say pani ko hataya nahin jaata,
Bananay walay ban jatay hain apnay,
Kisi ko keh ker apna banaya nahin jata
Auro ko to kya humko bhi tabah kiya
Hasino ne haseen bankar gunaah kiya,
Auro ko to kya humko bhi tabah kiya.
Pesh kiya jab shayari mein humne unki bewafai ko,
Auro ne to kya unhone bhi wah-wah kiya.