SMS / Text Messages

Sulagti raat ghani chandni si hoti hai

Sulagti raat ghani chandni si hoti hai
Tumhare sath ye duniya nayi si hoti hai

Gale mein uske khuda ki ajeeb barkat hai
Wo bolta hai to ik roshni si hoti hai

Kiran nikalne se pehle gulab dekhe hai
Tumhari yaad mein wo tazgi si hoti hai

To dost naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti?

Chiraghon se agar andhere door hote,
To chandni ki chaahat kyun hoti,

Kat sakti agar ye zindgi akailay,
To dost naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti?

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S:Salaa
M:Muft da
S:Siyapa
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Je na karo,te kanjoos..!
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Je karo, te wely..!

Aansu bane lafz aur lafz bane ghazal

Pane se khone ka maza aur hai,
Band aankho se dekhne ka maza kuch aur hai,

Aansu bane lafz aur lafz bane ghazal,
Teri yaado ke saath jine ka maza kuch aur hai.

Aakhri Khuwahish

Judge mujrim se btao tumhari akhari khwaish kya hai???
Mujrim ek mobile nokia n81,
5 carore rupay,
Apki beti se shadi,
Usa ka viza,
2 sal ka honeymoon,
7 8 bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa,
Un ki shadi karwo dun us k bad ap jo faisla kregye mujhe manzor hoga.

Mosquito & hen love story

Love story!
A mosquito & hen fell in love wid each other.
1 day they kissed each other
Hen died of dengue
&
Mosquito died of bird flu

Moral: Sachi mohabbat:-)