Na illm tha mohabbat kya cheez hai,
Na illm tha mohabbat kya cheez hai,
Na bekarari na rusvayi ka pata tha,
Tum kya aaye mere zindagi mein,
Hum apna naam tak bhool chuke.
Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]
SMS / Text Messages
Description of SMS
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S:Salaa
M:Muft da
S:Siyapa
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Je na karo,te kanjoos..!
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Je karo, te wely..!
My Msg 2 da wrld!
My Msg 2 da wrld!
If u like me,
raise your hands
.. if not,
then raise your standards!!
Aansu bane lafz aur lafz bane ghazal
Pane se khone ka maza aur hai,
Band aankho se dekhne ka maza kuch aur hai,
Aansu bane lafz aur lafz bane ghazal,
Teri yaado ke saath jine ka maza kuch aur hai.
Jab Duniya Chor k Hum Janay Lagay Hain
Ashq Woh Bhi Girnay Lagay Hain
Paigam Un K Bhi Aanay Lagay Hain
Iqrar Karte Hain Ab Mohabbat Ka Woh Bhi
Jab Duniya Chor k Hum Janay Lagay Hain...
How are the studies in this college?
A father asks peon:
How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering
from the same college!
Aakhri Khuwahish
Judge mujrim se btao tumhari akhari khwaish kya hai???
Mujrim ek mobile nokia n81,
5 carore rupay,
Apki beti se shadi,
Usa ka viza,
2 sal ka honeymoon,
7 8 bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa,
Un ki shadi karwo dun us k bad ap jo faisla kregye mujhe manzor hoga.
Abhi waqt hai pal do pal sath guzar lo
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,
Rooh ka daman bhi sath chod jayega,
Abhi waqt hai pal do pal sath guzar lo,
Kal kya pata kon kiski zindgi se chala jayega.
Mosquito & hen love story
Love story!
A mosquito & hen fell in love wid each other.
1 day they kissed each other
Hen died of dengue
&
Mosquito died of bird flu
Moral: Sachi mohabbat:-)
Kya khamoshi ko bhi zuban dena zaroori hai.
Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai,
Keh na pana humari majboori hai,
Aap kyun nahi samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko bhi zuban dena zaroori hai.
Meri her khushi tere naam hogi
Kahin andhaira to kahin shaam hogi,
Meri her khushi tere naam hogi,
Kuch mang k to daikh humse,
Bijli, pani k bill or qarz main dubi,
Property tere naam ho gi..
Life is just a fun
Life is just a fun,
It passes like none.
life we pass is just a game,
It finishes like a flame.
Life may be passed or made
Life may be happy or sad.
Life is knife for sad people,
It is a pretty world for mad people