Fabulous lines on a Traffic signal :)

"LEFT is always open for those
who dont want to go RIGHT."

"Means RIGHT always have OBSTACLEss".

Tamam gham bhool janey ko G karta hai aaj,
Muskuranay ko G karta hai,

Bohut G liiye sahare aap ki yadoon k,
Aaj aap k paas aaney ko G karta hai

Fact of Life...

Only 1% of the girls
become wife of their lovers,
the remaining become
passwords on the computer! :-)

Every tear is a Sign of
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Cutting Onions!

Every Silnce is a Sign of
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Zero balance!

Every Smile is a Sign of
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Daily Brushing!
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Life is so Simple
Dont make it Complex with difficult Explanations

Kuch log yadon ko dil ki tasveer banate hai,
doston ki yadon me mehfil sajate hain,

hum thode alag hai jo kisiko yad anay
se pehle unko apni yad dilate hai!

Medical Question:

Q. Define Love And Describe In Detail.

Ans. A Serious Disorder Of Heart Due To Relationship Between Men And Women That Can Sometime Cause Death Of 1 Or Both Depending On The Resistance Associated.

Types:
1 Way
And 2 Way.

Age:
Usualy Occurs In Puberty Bt Nowdays It Can B Found In Any Age Group.

Sites Affected:
Brain And Heart

Risk Factors:
- Teenagers
- Boys Without Sisters
- Girls Without Brothers

Etiology:
- Time Pass
- Desired To Be Loved
- Money And Beauty

Symptoms:
- Tension
- Daydream
- Tachycardia
- Insomnia
- Phone Addict
- No Concentration

Investigation:
- Diary
- Album
- Books
- Mobile (Most Confirmatory)

Treatment:
Anti Therapy By Father, Or Brother Or Mom's Chappal. ;->

Once james bond met a dog in jungle

he said,"I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!"

The dog bites him & replies,"I am KUTtA..!!!"
"PAGAL KUTTA...!!"

Ap lakh bhula k dekh lo
hum dilse yad ayenge

honge apke bade chahne wale
hum sabse badhke chahenge

ap pani p p k thak jana
hum hichkian ban ban ke ayenge.