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Ho jao agar zamane say dukhi

Ho jao agar zamane say dukhi,
Bikta hai gham dushman k bazaar main,

Lakhon dard chupay hotay hain,
Ek chotay say inkaar main,

Ho jao agar zamanay say dukhi,
To sawagat hai "wakeel" k darbaar main

Success formula

Success Formula,

B sweet as honey
B regular as clock
B fresh as rose
B soft as tissue
B hard as rock
&
B sure as death

Mehfil ko rula daitay

Dil ka dard dil main dabaye rakha,
Koi na mila aisa jis pay duniya luta daitay,

Sab nay diya dhooka kis kis ko bhula daite,
Dil ka dard dil main dabaye rakha,

Bayan kia hota to mehfil ko rula daitay

Believe this lie, it's really true

1 fine morning in the middle of the night,
2 dead boys woke up to fight,

Back to back they faced each other,
Took out their swords & shot each other,

One deaf pliceman heard the noise &
Killed the 2 dead boys

Beleive this lie, it's really true,
Ask the blind beggar, he saw it too.