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6 & 17 years old boy
6 year old boy : I love you mom !!!
Mom : awww..! I love you too!
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17 year old boy : I love you mom!
Mom : sorry, I have no money!!! :d
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Hoping that the love u shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing u much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary
Years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
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Money can buy :- a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.
Love is sweets and honey Love is sometimes for your heart Love is sometimes for the money Love is passionate Love is blind Love is destined Love is cruel and kind Love is forever Love is for a night Love is fading Love is at first sight Love is unrequited Love is for another Love […]
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A three-stage life breakdown where money, time, and energy never align. Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES TEEN AGE Have Time & Energy Bt No Money WORKING AGE Hv Money & Energy Bt No Time OLD AGE Hv Time & Money Bt No Energy
LOVE YOUR HUSBAND When he orders you to make tea or coffee. He wants to feel fresh to listen to your nostop talks. Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females. He is just checking that you are still the best. Love him if he criticize your cooking. He is still improving his […]
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A list of life's best moments: rain outside, money in an old pocket, a laugh that brings tears. Some of the best moments in life... *lying in the bed listening to the rain outside *thinking about the person u love *taking a long drive on a calm road *finding money in your old jeans when […]
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Hug is the loving gift that costs no money and can be distributed for free to make the love grow. Love you honey on the hug day!
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He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
May love fill every moment as your family gathers near, Beneath the glittering branches of your Christmas tree this year. And may those special wishes that are meant for all of you, Remind you that you're close to heart and loved the whole year through. Wishes with love for all of you. Merry Christmas!
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i am a killer! i kill poople for money, i am a killer! i kill people for money, but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.
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