Intikhab karna hay
Be-khuloos logo'n se
Ijtinab karna hay
Mujhy apne rishto'n ka
Ehtisab karna hay
Usay bhool jana hay ya
Usay yaad rakhna hay
Dukh tou ek jesa hay bs
Intikhab krna hay
Be-khuloos logo'n se
Ijtinab karna hay
Mujhy apne rishto'n ka
Ehtisab karna hay
Usay bhool jana hay ya
Usay yaad rakhna hay
Dukh tou ek jesa hay bs
Intikhab krna hay
Marry Someone Who Can COOK
LOVE Fades,
HUNGER Doesn’t
:-P
Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money
they don't generate
a lot of interest.
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
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The One Lecture You Missed
And
The One Topic You Didn't Read.
By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask "Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?"
To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
"Nothing of these, I haven't done."
Udaas na hona kion k main sath hon,
Samnay na sahi per aas paas hoon,
Aankhon ko band karo dil se yaad karo,
Main hamesha aap k liye eik ehsas hon,
Thukra k usne mujhko kaha muskura do,
Main hans dia akhir sawal uski khushi ka tha..
Main ne khoya wo jo mera tha hi nahi,
Usne khoya woh jo sirf usi ka tha.....!
I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery
Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
A Lady to Doctor:
My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake
Dil mai intezar ki lakeer chor jaengay,
Ankhon mai yadon ki nami chor jaingey,
Dhondte phiro gay hamain 1 din,
Zindagi mai eik aisi kami chor jayengay
Go down to c my heart..
Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.
Dimag Ki tarah.