Funny SMS / Text Messages

75 year old lady ne newspaper me add diya,
"Zarorut-e-rishta"

7 din k baad ek letter aaya

"Amma is umer mein rishtay nahin,
Farishtay aatay hain"

1 pagal American se

1 pagal American se:
Tum japanese ho na?

Amr:Nahi, mein american hon
Pg:Nahi tum japnese ho!

A:nahi me american hon
P:Nahi tum japnese ho

A:han han me japnese hon
P: Lagte to american ho:p:D

Chai wala and a girl

Chai wala:
bholi si sorut,
ankhon me masti
dor khari sharmaye, aye haye.

Girl Reply:
Kali si surat,
hath mein kaitli,
dor khara chillaye,
chai chai :-P

Memon boss 2 worker

Memon boss 2 worker:
Tumne is saal mehnat se kaam kia hai,
is liye 5000 ka bonus cheque de raha hon.
Agar isi tarha kaam karoge to
agle saal is pe sign ker donga.

Beti bari ho kar kia bano gi?

Father asked beti:
"Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?"

Beti:"
Maa banun gi,
study karon gi,
shari karon gi,
bus or kia?"

Mom:"Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna";-)

Hum apni duniya alag basain gay

Hum apni duniya alag basain gay,
Usay yadoon say sajayain gay,
Muhabbat ki kalion ka ik gulshan mahka'ain gay,
Usay abad karain gay hum,
Her dum shaad rahain gay,

Sirf tere liye hain

Meri mohabbat
Meri wafain
Meri duain
Meri adain
Meri yeh dolat
Meri yeh shohrat

Sirf tere liye hain,
Sirf tere liye hain

1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!.

1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!.
Per uski laash haste hue mili,
Farishton ne pocha aisa kion?
Pathan:Hum samjha koi hamara
photo kheench raha hai :p

Time bhi barha diya..!!

TIK TIK TIK TIK

Aata
Daal
Ghee
Cheeni
Chawal
Doodh
Tail
Gosht
Petrol

K baad ab

Aah

Time bhi barha diya..!!

Doctor, medicine & pathan

Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,
3 din tuk lena hay

Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho
hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.

100 pathan aik kashti

100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
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sab doob gaye, kaisay?
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pathan thay na sub,
dhakka deney utar gaye
:p

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
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Woy yaara!
Tumko malum hay?
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy!