A Sardar joke where a man studies his marriage certificate for a full hour, unable to locate the one piece of information he's looking for.

Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha.
Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil hi nahin rahi :-s

Punjabi SMS with exam-hall humor: two people stealing glances at each other instead of the paper, so neither could write a word.

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

Funny Roman Urdu Propose Day joke SMS in which a boy's 'I love you' earns a slap and a promise of more.

1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai.
Boy:
I Love U..
Girl :
Thapar Marungi.
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Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir

Romantic Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS about thinking of the girlfriend every moment, day and night, and living painfully without her.

Her Pal Teri Sochoo Main Gum Rehta Hon.
Din Ho Ya Raat Ho Bass Tujhay Yaad Kerta Hon.
Tu Kya Janey Meri Iss Bebasi Ka Alam
Tere Bina Mar Mar Ker Jeeta Hoon
Yaad Kro Wo Apna Promise Yaad Kro

Happy Promise Day

Lohri wishes to send family and friends on the bonfire night, in English and in Roman Punjabi, with special messages for a baby's first Lohri and a new bride's first Lohri.

Happy Lohri wishes

1. Wishing you a very Happy Lohri to u & ur family.
   May the Lohri fire burn all the moments of sadness
   and bring you warmth of joy, happiness and love.
2. Happy Lohri! May the bonfire keep you warm and the year ahead keep you smiling.
3. Sending warm wishes on this cold Lohri night. Have a happy one with your family.
4. May your fields stay green, your home stay full and your heart stay happy. Happy Lohri!
5. Happy Lohri to you and everyone dancing around the fire tonight.
6. Wishing you a Lohri full of dhol, bhangra and good food.
7. May the warmth of Lohri stay with you long after the fire goes out. Happy Lohri.

Bonfire, rewri and moongphali wishes

1. Rewri in one hand, moongphali in the other, and you on my mind. Happy Lohri!
2. Throw your worries into the Lohri fire along with the til. Happy Lohri, friend.
3. Save me a seat near the fire and a handful of moongphali. Happy Lohri!
4. The fire is bright, the gajak is sweet and the bhangra is loud. Happy Lohri to all of you.
5. May the Lohri fire burn away every bad memory and leave only warm ones. Happy Lohri.
6. Popcorn, rewri, peanuts and family around the fire. That is my kind of night. Happy Lohri!

Lohri wishes in Punjabi (Roman script)

1. Lohri diyan lakh lakh vadhaiyan! Rabb tuhanu hamesha khush rakhe.
2. Tuhanu te tuhade parivar nu Lohri diyan bahut bahut vadhaiyan.
3. Agg de kol baith ke rewri khao te saare dukh bhul jao. Lohri mubarak!
4. Rabb kare tuhade ghar khushiyan di kadi kami na hove. Happy Lohri ji.
5. Lohri di agg vich saare dukh sad jaan, te zindagi vich bas khushiyan aaun. Lohri diyan vadhaiyan.
6. Oye, moongphali mere layi vi rakh layin! Lohri diyan lakh lakh vadhaiyan.
7. Dhol vajje, bhangra pave, te tuhada saal vadhiya jaave. Happy Lohri!
8. Sundar mundriye ho! Saare parivar nu Lohri diyan vadhaiyan.

First Lohri of a new baby

1. Congratulations on your baby's first Lohri! May the little one grow up healthy, happy and loved by all.
2. A baby's first Lohri is extra special. Wishing your little one a lifetime of warmth and blessings.
3. Your home has a new light this Lohri. Happy first Lohri to the newest member of the family!
4. Nikke mehmaan di pehli Lohri diyan bahut bahut vadhaiyan! Rabb bachche nu lammi umar te sehat bakhshe.
5. May your baby's first Lohri be full of love, laughter and plenty of rewri for the guests. Congratulations!

First Lohri of a new bride

1. Happy first Lohri to the new bride! May your new home give you as much love as you bring to it.
2. Wishing the newlyweds a very happy first Lohri. May your life together stay as warm as this fire.
3. Your first Lohri as husband and wife. May every year ahead be just as happy. Congratulations!
4. Navi vohti nu pehli Lohri diyan lakh lakh vadhaiyan! Rabb jodi salamat rakhe.
5. Welcome to the family, and happy first Lohri! We're so glad you're here to dance with us tonight.

More festival wishes

• Best Diwali wishes
• Happy New Year wishes
• New Year messages for friends
• Christmas wishes and messages
• Valentine Week list with messages for each day
• All love SMS

A Sardar eating plain bread dipped in an empty plate explains that he is a mathematician and the dal has simply been "supposed" into existence.

1 sardar khali plate ma roti dubo ker kha raha tha ....
kisi na pocha k tum kis k sath roti kha rahay ho..
sardar answered i am a mathematician
main na daal suppose ki hue ha...:)

Pashto poem of exile: the speaker asks not to be abandoned among autumn leaves, in a world full of strangers and early-morning grief.

Ma da khazan pa wacho pano ke ashna latawa,
Ya me dunya ke da alamo na juda latawa.
Ka pa dunya v khushali za khushali sa kaom,
ma da ghamuno pa mairo sahar saba latawa.
Charta shledale griwan gora sarbabare Imdad,
Da yaar pa gham k ye naskor sar pa sehra latawa.

A misleading SMS that reads as a vicious personal curse — until the final line names the speaker and makes everything clear.

Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay
tumhari aanay wali sari naslain
kuttay ki maut marengi
tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut marogay!
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Billi ne ye kuttay se kaha or chali gayi