Wishing you a very Happy Lohri to u & ur family.
May the Lohri fire burn all the moments of sadness
and
bring you warmth of joy,
happiness and love.

1 sardar khali plate ma roti dubo ker kha raha tha ....
kisi na pocha k tum kis k sath roti kha rahay ho..
sardar answered i am a mathematician
main na daal suppose ki hue ha...:)

Ma da khazan pa wacho pano ke ashna latawa,
Ya me dunya ke da alamo na juda latawa.
Ka pa dunya v khushali za khushali sa kaom,
ma da ghamuno pa mairo sahar saba latawa.
Charta shledale griwan gora sarbabare Imdad,
Da yaar pa gham k ye naskor sar pa sehra latawa.

Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay
tumhari aanay wali sari naslain
kuttay ki maut marengi
tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut marogay!
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Billi ne ye kuttay se kaha or chali gayi

Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.

Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
here I wil make a million People happy.

Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will
make my whole country happy.

Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy!

Rahmaton ki hai yeh raat,
Namazon ka rakhna sath,
Manwa laina rab say her bat,
Duaon main rakhna yaad,
Mubarak ho aap ko,
Shab-e-barat

Aap k haath main mobile hai..

Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai...

SMS ki achi khasi File hai...

Phir bhi SMS nahi karte...

yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyon rulde, je tere jeha koi hor hunda