SMS / Text Messages

Hindi Promise Day Message

Sincere Roman Urdu Promise Day message about the nature of true love — never promise what you cannot keep.

Na Karo Wada Ager Nibha Na Sako
Na Chaho Use Jise Pa Na Sako
Sachi Chahat To Use Kehte Hain
Jisme Unke Bina Aap Muskura Na Sako

Happy Onam

Poetic Malayalam Onam SMS with thumba-flower imagery, moonlight, and golden dreams arriving with Ponnonam.

Oru thumbapoovinte chiriyayi
chinga nilavinte thilakkamayi
sundara swapnangalude therileri
ponnonam varavayi

HaPpY OnAm

Mubarok ho lohri ka tyohar

Short playful Punjabi Lohri SMS with a sardonic twist, toasting the festival with glasses raised.

Twinkle Twinkle Yaran di car,
Kahdke glassi in the bar,
Mubarok ho lohri ka tyohar

Santa, Kachha and parosan

A cheeky Santa laundry joke where hanging underwear next to the neighbor's clothes leads to a request that sounds worse than it actually is.

Santa ne kachha dho k
padosan ki shalvar k paas sukhne daal diya,
Aur awaz di Bhabi ji,
Jab tum salvar utarogi to mujhe awaz de dena
mai bhi kachha utar lunga.

Tum dur ho... aur pass bhi

Roman Urdu verse of paradox: the beloved is both near and far, both laughter and tears, both peace and restlessness for the speaker.

Tum dur ho… aur pas bhi,!
Tum hansi ho … aur aansu bhi!
Tum Mere man ki shanti ho.. aur dil ki bechaini bhi!
Tum meri amanat ho.. aur ek sapna bhi!

Jis jis ne phool dena hay

Funny Roman Urdu Valentine's Day SMS setting up an orderly queue for everyone who wants to bring flowers — no pushing.

Aj Rat 12 Baje K bad
Valentine's Day hay.

Jis Jis Ne
Hamein Phool
Dena Hai

Wo Line
May Lag
Jaye

Koi Ek Dusray
Ko Dhakka
Nahi Day ga

Jo Aaj
Reh Jaye
Wo Kal
Aa Jaye

Zamong tar myanza fasele wale shwe

Pashto ghazal of separation: spring came but brought no beloved; the speaker's heart broke within an hour of being left alone.

Che rata na gore muske wale shwe,
Zama da zra bagh ke sparle wale shwe.

Za kho pa tama da sro shondo woma,
Mata da gul pa zai azghe wale shwe.

La ma pura darta katli na wo,
Pa lag saat ke me zarge wale shwe.

Taa ho wayal che pa jwandun yama sta,
Che me ashna shwi no prade wali shwe.

Da IMDAD KHIYAL da zra takor janana,
Zamong tar myanza fasele wale shwe.

Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi

Warm poetic Hindi Holi SMS with rainbow imagery, wishing a life as sweet and colorful as the festival itself.

Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,

Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele

A Circuit-style complaint SMS demanding a few messages to end the painful wait — signed off by Circuit Bhai in full street-speak.

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Sender... Circuit Bhai!

Happy first rain of winter

Roman Urdu greeting for winter's first rain, with a practical reminder to wear a sweater before stepping outside.

Pehan lo tum sweater tumse yehi hy hamari guzarish,
Mubarak ho aap sabko sardi ki pehli barish :)

Happy first rain of winter

Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain

A warm Roman Urdu metaphor for deep friendship: just as eyes weep when hands hurt, a true friend feels your pain as their own.

Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain,
Jab "hath" ko takleef hoti hai to "Ankh" roti hai,
Aur jub "ANKH" roti hai to "Hath" ansu pochtay hain.'-..'-.

Islam is so easy

Roman Urdu message arguing that dropping one sin out of fear of Allah surpasses a hundred thousand optional prayers. Direct and accessible.

ALLAH k khouf se
sirf 1 gunah chor dena
1 lakh tahajud/nafil
namaz se barh kar hai,

Forward this message
so people should know
that ISLAM is so easy.