Da Charsadday Zalmii

Che WATAN Matam Matam Vee,
Aow Pa Hr Koor Kii Gham Vee,
Che Barood Vee Da Asmana,
Aow Da Zmakey Lande Bom Vee,
Che Pa Shundo Bus Jara Vee,
Starge Hmm Dhakey Da Nam Vee,
Che Da Gullon Pa Mosam Kii,
Da Golo, Dazo Mosam Vee,
Che Bajaur, Waziristan Ke,
Hmm Pa Swat Ke Muharam Vee,
Nu Za Ba Dasey AKHTAR Sa Kram,
Che Bachi Me Qatal Kiigii,
Mour Aow Plar Me Zobal Kiigii,
Sarr Sajde La Che Tittegii, Pe Bomoona Raw

Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,

Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p

Azadi k din aaj meri dua hai k
ALLAH aap ko Quaid ki aqal,
Iqbal ki shakal, Liaqat ki Shairvani,
Fatima ki jawani, Nehru ki chaal
aur gandhi g k baal day.

JASHAN-E-AZADI MUBARK

CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

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Happy Rainy Day Dua hai

Barish k Jitnay Qatre giren
utni hi dafa aap slip ho kar giren:p

Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain

Arz kia hay,
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
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Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.