Warm Roman Urdu Promise Day sher-o-shayari swearing to stand by a friend and always come in time of need.
Wada Karte Hain Dosti Nibhayenge
Koshish Yahi Rahegi Tujhe Na Satyaenge
Zarurat Pade Toh Dil Se Pukarana
Mar Bhi Rahe Honge To Mohlat Lekar Aayenge
Romantic Urdu Rose Day shayari about unspoken words and a heart waiting in the night for a dream meeting.
Honth Keh Nahi Sakte Jo Fasana Dil Ka,
Shayad Nazar Se Woh Baat Ho Jaye.
Is Umeed Mein Karte Hain Intezaar Raat Ka,
Ke Shayad Sapne Mein Mulaqat Ho Jaye
Warm English Onam blessing wishing the reader the brightest and choicest happiness they have ever hoped for.
May this ONAM bring you
the most brightest and choicest happiness
and love you have ever Wished for.
Wishing you a very HAPPY ONAM.
Funny Punjabi Lohri SMS asking what gift you want — friendship, a scooter, a Ferrari — really anything will do.
Bol tenu LOHRI... te ki uphar deya.
Dosti chahidi ja jaan vaar deya.
Scootr,moped,ya frari car deya,
Bus ine nal hi sar jau ja 2-3 gappan hor mar deya !
Roman Urdu verse about a quiet parting: an ordinary evening, no dramatic weeping, just a clean ruin arriving without ceremony.
woh aam c shaam thi jab juda huay thay hum,
na toot kar pyar kia or na ro sakay hum,
na zamany say kuch kaha hum nay,
barbad ho gaye bari saadgi say hum...!
Short playful romantic Hindi Holi couplet about gathering reds and pinks to color a beloved on Holi day.
Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,
Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent.
Pashto patriotic poem from a young man of Charsadda: mourning the bombing across Bajaur, Waziristan, and Swat, asking how Eid can still come.
Da Charsadday Zalmii
Che WATAN Matam Matam Vee,
Aow Pa Hr Koor Kii Gham Vee,
Che Barood Vee Da Asmana,
Aow Da Zmakey Lande Bom Vee,
Che Pa Shundo Bus Jara Vee,
Starge Hmm Dhakey Da Nam Vee,
Che Da Gullon Pa Mosam Kii,
Da Golo, Dazo Mosam Vee,
Che Bajaur, Waziristan Ke,
Hmm Pa Swat Ke Muharam Vee,
Nu Za Ba Dasey AKHTAR Sa Kram,
Che Bachi Me Qatal Kiigii,
Mour Aow Plar Me Zobal Kiigii,
Sarr Sajde La Che Tittegii, Pe Bomoona Raw
A misleading romantic poem about sitting alone, writing your name, and drawing your portrait — that turns out to be a Wanted notice with a cash reward.
Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,
Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p
A satirical rewrite of Pakistan's national anthem recast as a hymn to Musharraf-era corruption, power cuts, and constitutional manipulation.
Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen,
Ab new quomi tarana
Musharraf sir zameen shad baad,
Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad,
Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan,
Arz-e-Musharafstan,
Shad bad opposition sari barbad,
Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam,
atay, gas, bijli ka bohran,
Qoum mulk saltant,
choudhry paindabad,
shad baad,
shukat aziz mulk say farar,
parcham-e-sitara-e-hilal,
Khun main runga sara saal,
Bhol apna mazi shan-e-haal,
khudkash bombar phir hai tayar,
Musharaf hokumat ko aye na zawal
Funny Pakistan Independence Day dua praying for Quaid's wisdom, Iqbal's looks, Liaquat's coat, Fatima's youth — and Gandhi's hair.
Azadi k din aaj meri dua hai k
ALLAH aap ko Quaid ki aqal,
Iqbal ki shakal, Liaqat ki Shairvani,
Fatima ki jawani, Nehru ki chaal
aur gandhi g k baal day.
JASHAN-E-AZADI MUBARK
Circuit hides his gold chains before an old friend visits — Munna Bhai asks if the friend is a thief, and the real reason is more awkward than that.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.
A Sardar restaurant joke where the waiter's answers about a chicken's missing body parts become progressively pointed — the last one landing the real insult.
Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai .
Waiter-Murga Langda si.
Sardar-Isda dil kithe hai.
Waiter-Murghi lay gai.
Sardar-Isda dimagh kithey hai..
Waiter-Murga sardar si