Sardar to Shopkeeper:-
Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya.

Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

Kya ray!
Aasmani kabutar!

Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

Apka Pyara

Munna Bhai

All I wanted was someone to care 4 me,
All I wanted was someone who'd b there 4 me,
All I ever wanted was someone who'd b true,
All I ever wanted was someone like U...
"Happy Propose Day"

Muje rote hoie chorh gaie aur chale gaie
Lihaf-e-kafan ko tum ourh gaie aur chale gaie

Kamzor tha mian, bad-e-mukhalif k muqable main
Onhi hawaoun k rukh mourh gaie aur chale gaie

Jo bhi haath pohonchta tha meri garden tak
Onhi haathon ko marourh gaie aur chale gaie

Zalim hai ye zamana ham kia karenge?
Hamari zindagi jachour gaie aur chale gaie

Tum ne jis paude ko jo laho se hai seencha
Tanaawar darakht bana kar chourh gaie aur chale gaie

Jise sahara dia sahara banne ki umeed main
Usi saharae ko bhi chourh gaie aur chale gaie?

Abbu mein aap ko bohut yaad karta hon (I miss you soo much baba)

Wada Karte Hain Dosti Nibhayenge
Koshish Yahi Rahegi Tujhe Na Satyaenge
Zarurat Pade Toh Dil Se Pukarana
Mar Bhi Rahe Honge To Mohlat Lekar Aayenge

Honth Keh Nahi Sakte Jo Fasana Dil Ka,
Shayad Nazar Se Woh Baat Ho Jaye.
Is Umeed Mein Karte Hain Intezaar Raat Ka,
Ke Shayad Sapne Mein Mulaqat Ho Jaye

Bol tenu LOHRI... te ki uphar deya.
Dosti chahidi ja jaan vaar deya.
Scootr,moped,ya frari car deya,
Bus ine nal hi sar jau ja 2-3 gappan hor mar deya !

woh aam c shaam thi jab juda huay thay hum,
na toot kar pyar kia or na ro sakay hum,

na zamany say kuch kaha hum nay,
barbad ho gaye bari saadgi say hum...!