SMS / Text Messages

Hamain maaf farma

Roman Urdu supplication contrasting human weakness — powerless, needy, sinful — with divine power and mercy, asking for forgiveness and strength to do good.

Ey Allah!
Mai kamzor hun tu taqat wala hai

Ey Allah!
Mai ajiz hon tu be-neyaz hai

Ey Allah!
Mai mangta hon tu Daata hai

Ey Allah!
Mai mujrim hon tu shahensha hai

Tujhe teri shane raheemi-o kareemi ka wasta' Hazrat Muhammad salalaho aleyhe wasalam k sadke muj par karam farma kiyun k mai kisi imtehan aur Aazmaish k qabil nahi

Ey Allah!
tu muaf karne wala hai or mafi pasnd krta hai

Ey Allah!
Humen muaf farma aur achay kaam krneki toufeeq dey
AMEEN

Nan Da Pukhton, San Da Janan

Pashto catalogue poem pairing the symbols of Pashtun identity — sky's color, bangles, the rabab, folk love legends like Farhad-Shirin and Adam Khan-Durkhanai.

Nan Da Pukhton, San Da Janan
Rang Da Asman, Shrang Da Bangro
Jang Da Stergo, Jwand Da Arman
Mina Da Tawan, Lara Da Gudar
Ishq Da Ashiq, Laila Da Majnun
Farhad Da Sherinai, Adam Khan Da Durkhanai
Yousuf Yousuf Khan Da Sherbano
Mosam Da Bahar, Ghazal Da Ghani
Awaz Da Takar, Sur Da Shabab
Tang Da Rabab, Gham Da Janan

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

A satirical SMS listing every dark image the writer sees when looking at Zardari — from spoiled food and a dead conscience to hellfire itself.

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga
Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,

Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,

Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop
Jese shetan ka roop

Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

A hilariously honest Roman Urdu exam prep list showing every stationery item accounted for and absolutely no study notes in sight.

Yahoooooo......!!!!

Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

(';')

Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card

Sub tayyar hay,

Ab bus....

Parhna baqi hay :p

Ye meri MAA k qadam choomti hai

A reverent Roman Urdu Mother's Day poem centered on the idea that all love, all paradise, and all beauty orbits a single person: Maa.

About MAA:-

Dastan mere laad pyar ki Bas,
Ek Hasti k gird ghoomti hai,

Pyar JANNAT se is liye hay mujhey,
Ye meri MAA k qadam choomti hai.

Azad Pakistan k nalaiq nojavanon

Sharp satirical Pakistan Independence Day SMS scolding youth for staying quiet on the national holiday while they flood the inbox for Valentine's Day.

Azad Pakistan k nalaiq nojavanon,
Agar aaj valentines day ya friendship day
hota to INBOX full hota, chalo jalsi say utho
aur sub ko wish karo.
.
.
"HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY"

Sardar: india ka flag dikhao...

A Sardar joke where a request to see India's national flag prompts an entirely reasonable follow-up question about available color options.

Sardar to Shopkeeper:-
Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya.

Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

Munna Bhai turns on the charm to guilt-trip a friend who has been hoarding SMS credits and sending back absolutely nothing.

Kya ray!
Aasmani kabutar!

Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

Apka Pyara

Munna Bhai

Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste

Punjabi verse about the beloved's hold on the speaker's moods: a single grudge from them would be devastating to overcome.

Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.

All I wanted on propose day

Four lines, one ask — someone to care, to be there, to be true, and to be exactly like you.

All I wanted was someone to care 4 me,
All I wanted was someone who'd b there 4 me,
All I ever wanted was someone who'd b true,
All I ever wanted was someone like U...
"Happy Propose Day"

Sad Father's Day Poetry / Shayari in Hindi

Muje rote hoie chorh gaie aur chale gaie
Lihaf-e-kafan ko tum ourh gaie aur chale gaie

Kamzor tha mian, bad-e-mukhalif k muqable main
Onhi hawaoun k rukh mourh gaie aur chale gaie

Jo bhi haath pohonchta tha meri garden tak
Onhi haathon ko marourh gaie aur chale gaie

Zalim hai ye zamana ham kia karenge?
Hamari zindagi jachour gaie aur chale gaie

Tum ne jis paude ko jo laho se hai seencha
Tanaawar darakht bana kar chourh gaie aur chale gaie

Jise sahara dia sahara banne ki umeed main
Usi saharae ko bhi chourh gaie aur chale gaie?

Abbu mein aap ko bohut yaad karta hon (I miss you soo much baba)

Hindi Happy Valentines Message

Romantic Roman Urdu Valentine's SMS: everyone says the beloved is a piece of the moon — the sender says the moon is just a piece of the beloved.

Log Kehte Firte Hai Jise Hum Pyaar Karte Hai
Wo Ek Chand Ka Tukda Hai,
Par Unhe Kyaa Pata Jise Mai Pyaar Karta Houn
Chand Uska Ek Tukda Hai.

I Love You And Happy Valentines