Roman Urdu rain greeting with a mock prayer: may the recipient slip as many times as there are raindrops falling.
Λ/,/ '/, / '/, ; /; / /; /,;'
Happy Rainy Day Dua hai
Barish k Jitnay Qatre giren
utni hi dafa aap slip ho kar giren:p
A funny Roman Urdu exam rant pointing out that marriage, love, and death all happen once — so why on earth do exams keep coming back?
Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???
Roman Urdu SMS listing the eight gates of Paradise by name and closing with a dua that each gate may call out the reader's name.
Jannat k 8 darwazay hain,
1.Jannatul mava
2.Darul maqam
3.Darul salam
4.Darul Khuld
5.Jannatul adan
6.Jannatul naim
7.Jannatul Kashif
8.Jannatul firdos
Allah se dua hay k roz-e-qiyamat
her darwazay se
ap ka nam pukara jaye."aameen"
A wife's theological question about why husbands don't get their wives in paradise leads straight to her husband's most comfortable answer yet.
Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain
A mock-poetic insult dressed in Urdu verse before landing on the complaint that one person like you was already too many.
Arz kia hay,
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
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Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
Punjabi verse about the beloved's absolute power: the speaker laughs and cries to match them, yet one sulk would cost the sender everything.
Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste,
tussi rone ho saanu rovaan vaaste,
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo,
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste.
A warm Roman Urdu tribute pairing mother and father as cool shade and steady tree, naming both as home and heaven at once.
Maan thandi chao ha to Baap ghana dharakht,
Maan k pairo talay janat ha to Bap k phlu me janat,
Maan k baghair ghar suuna ha to Bap k bgair zindagi veraan,
Maan mohabat ka darya ha to Baap shafqat ka samandar,
Maan tohfa khuda vandi ha to Baap rehmat khudawandi,
meri Maan mera fakhar ha or mera Baap mera ghurur,
meri Maan meri manzil ha or mera Bap mera rasta,
I love you both mama and baba
Happy fathers day
Funny Roman Urdu Valentine's Day SMS suggesting that since love's road is always painful, opening a medical store on it is the smart move.
Mohabbat K Raste Me Har Waqt Dard Mile Ga.
Meri Mano Dost,
To Isi Raste Par Medical Store Khol
Lo Mast Chale Ga :-)
Happy Valentine Day
Sad Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS about a promise to come that was forgotten, leaving a fire in the heart with no one to put it out.
Kiya Tha Wada Aane Ka
Lakin Aap Nibhana Bhul Gaye
Aag To Laga Di Mere Dil Mein
Lakin Bhujana Bhul Gaye
Happy Promise Day
Funny English-Roman Urdu Rose Day SMS contrasting couples' rose day with the single person's very different 'roz jaisa din'.
Happy Rose Day For Couples ?
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Happy Roz Jaisa Day For All Singles :p
Warm Malayalam Onam greeting sent to all Malayalis around the world, full of love.
Hai....
Lokathinthe
naana
bhagathulla
ella
malayalikalkum
enthe
sneham
niranja
ONAASHAMSAKAL.
Bold Roman Urdu/Punjabi Lohri SMS — real friends do not wait for the festival day to wish, they move first.
sher kabi chupkar shikar nai krte
bujdil kabi khulkar war nai krteaur
hum wo hai jo "HAPPY LOHRHI" kehne k
liye intzar nahi krte