Onam pirakarayi
Short Malayalam Onam SMS about the festival arriving as a call for unity, goodness, and celebration among all Malayalis.
Onam pirakarayi
ORUMAYUDE
NANMAYUDE
AAGHOSHANGALUDE
MALAYALIKALUDE
swantham ONAM varavayi
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Lohri Mubarak pyar k sath
Warm Hindi Lohri SMS pairing the bonfire's warmth with moongfali sweetness and the heat of a true friendship.
Sardi ki thartharahat mein,
moongfali,
rewari aur gur ki mithas ke saath,
Lohri mubaarak ho pyar,
dosti aur rishtey ki garmahat ke saath
Dastan sunate to mehfil ko rula dete
Roman Urdu verse about silent suffering: betrayal endured without a word, though telling the story would have moved the whole gathering to tears.
Koe mila hi nahi jis ko wafa date.
Her ik ne dokha diya kis kis ko saza dete.
ye humara zarf tha k khamosh rahe
dastan sunate to mehfil ko rula dete.
Aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI
Warm poetic Hindi Holi SMS wishing that the colors of life and friendship's rangoli never fade.
Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari,
rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli,
aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.
ghoti che kala golshi
Pashto couplet about a dark curl ruining the beloved's flower-like face, with the speaker ready to sacrifice anything for that darkness.
ghoti che kala golshi
bia gul gotai kaydain nashee,
qurban diar da shundo
kala gul kala gotai shee
ibadat main 2 chizain
Roman Urdu quote from Hazrat Ali (R.A) naming his two most valued acts of worship: Fajr prayer in winter cold and Ramadan fasting in summer heat.
Mujhey ibadat main 2 chizain bohut pasand hain,
Sard mosam main FAJAR ki NAMAZ
aur
Garam mosam main RAMZAN k rozay
{Hazrat Ali R.A}
1 Anokhi Dua
A satirical blessings SMS wishing the recipient specific outcomes by invoking the fates of well-known Pakistani political and media figures.
1 Anokhi Dua
Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan…
Aapki Zindagi Se Gham aise khatam hoon jese PTV se haya
Aapko GEO jesa sabar miley
Shorat itni mile jini “BB” ko mili
Health aesi mile jese SANGEETA ko…
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Aap ke din aise phir jaye jese ZARDARI ke
To be good professional
A funny motivational spin arguing that cramming at the last minute is secretly how every future professional learns to manage time.
To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!
Aap ka dil hamaray paas hai,
Opens like a declaration of deep affection — "your heart is with us" — before confirming that both hearts are firmly in the sender's own possession.
Aap ka dil hamaray paas hai,
Hamaara dil,
Hamaara dil,
Hamaara dil,
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Hamaara dil bhi hamare pas hai:p
Jashn-e-Azadi Mubarak direct dil se
Warm patriotic Pakistan Independence Day SMS skipping words, languages, greetings, and gifts — the Azadi Mubarak comes directly from the heart.
Na zuban se,
Na nigahon se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greeting se,
Na gift se,
Aapko “Jashne Azadi Mubarak” direct dil se
Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?
Roman Urdu SMS that builds through a drawn-out setup only to land on a frog joke about who truly enjoys the rain.
Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?
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Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai
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aur barish main to
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sab hi maindak khush hotay hain
2 sardar sit in a coffee shop
Two Sardars at a coffee shop debate drinking speed until the menu prices reveal there's a perfectly logical reason not to rush.
2 Sardar sit in a coffee shop
1st: "jaldee pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayai gi"
2nd: "Tu kia?
1st: arey bay waqoof, menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
&
COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-