1 Anokhi Dua
Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan¢â‚¬Â¦
Aapki Zindagi Se Gham aise khatam hoon jese PTV se haya
Aapko GEO jesa sabar miley
Shorat itni mile jini ¢â‚¬Å“BB¢â‚¬Â ko mili
Health aesi mile jese SANGEETA ko¢â‚¬Â¦
or
Aap ke din aise phir jaye jese ZARDARI ke

To be a ¢â‚¬Å“Good professional¢â‚¬Â,
always start to study late for ¢â‚¬Å“Exams¢â‚¬Â.
Because it teaches how to manage ¢â‚¬Å“Time¢â‚¬Â
and tackle ¢â‚¬Å“Emergencies¢â‚¬Â!!

Na zuban se,
Na nigahon se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greeting se,
Na gift se,
Aapko ¢â‚¬Å“Jashne Azadi Mubarak¢â‚¬Â direct dil se

Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai
.
.
.
.
.
aur barish main to
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
sab hi maindak khush hotay hain

Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai
Maro rom rom machal jawe hai
Ang ang men gud gudi huwe hai
Tharo SMS ka koi na kasoor howe hai
Maro Mobile vibration pe howe hai

If I reached for your hand, will u hold it ?
If I hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If I go for ur lips, will u kiss me ?
If I capture ur heart, will u love me ??
Happy Propose Day Darling

Shehad Ki Mithaas,
Jaise Phoolon Ki Khushbu,
Jaise Pyar,
Jante Ho Sub Se Khubsurat Ehsas Kya Hai,
Aap Ka Sath